Short Gouda Poems
Short Gouda Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gouda by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gouda by length and keyword.
I was hoping to give you a Cheddar life
But it was never Gouda 'nough
Mozzarella I could never cheese you
But being provolone, it's tough
Categories:
gouda, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Oh god, not another slice of cheese!
Please,please my plea, No please.
But that lovely gouda,
that calls to me loudah.
Well! maybe a small slivah for peace,
Categories:
gouda, food, humorous, word play,
Form:
Limerick
No, I haven’t any feta.
Why not? Came the reply
because I prefer chedda
Do you need to know why?
Chedda’s much betta
with burger and beer.
It makes no matta
if salad is near.
So, no, I have no feta.
I plan a sandwich lata.
maybe then I’ll have gouda
and its flava I will sava.
Categories:
gouda, food, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
I fell asleep on the bench
And let out a fart with such a stench
Blew a hole in my trouser
And smelt of garlic and Gouda
I had to wake up and retch
So off I went home to sleep
But the sleep was not all that deep
Due to the previous surprise
That watered my eyes
I lay there instead counting sheep.
Categories:
gouda, funny
Form:
Limerick
At breakfast time, don’t give me eggs
Or pancakes or French toast;
Some coffee and a cheese-topped bagel
Is what I like most.
Gouda, Muenster, Edam, Swiss,
American or Brie;
Jarlsberg, Asiago, Jack –
They all work fine for me.
I’m not a fan of smelly ones,
And blue cheese I despise;
I guess I’m more pedestrian
And not so worldly-wise.
But still, I’d like to offer praise
To every type that pleases;
The world would be a sadder place
If it did not have cheeses.
Categories:
gouda, food,
Form:
Rhyme