Short Gigolo Poems

The hall of gigolo fame
Lauds men of certain acclaim.
“I’ll never get in,”
Gripes Hal with chagrin:
“I pay when out with a dame.”...

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As wily as the Cheshire Cat
Leaving almost nothing behind
A gigolo with ego fat
He was truly one of a kind
Definite cad in everyone’s mind...

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There was a gigolo who swallowed a bee
It pained him from stomach to knee.
But with a shout and curse
He saw things get worse.
It buzzed him from a he to a she....

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What was a gigolo to do?
"I'll fill my gherkin with glue!"
        Virgins said with a grin,
        "We're sticking with him,
You'll have naughty sons like you!"...

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When I was a young lad of just twenty-three
Wanted to be a gigolo between you and me
Had the equipment
Had the commitment
Only thing missing was partners you see...

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A young gigolo called Timothy 
Gave sex for an exorbitant fee
But his passionate style
Sure made all ladies smile…
(I’m hoping that he’s got room for me!)

02~13~17...

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Lock him up, throw away the key.
Giggles and titters.
I am not kidding, it’s Johnny,  girls.
Lock up your hearts. He is a ladies' man.

We thought they were being funny.
We were immune to bad boys like this.
Until we met him.
And by then it was too late....

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          The bucket uv
           Fried chicken
                 And 
                 hern
           sun screen’d
               nimble

                her’s
             threaded

                Hers
             with thuh
                Pins





*Gigolo humor
  *key word.. "Pins"...

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A keyboard gigolo
works on his profile.
He photoshops a younger him,
plastering the Net
with his winsome smile.

Is he very different
than the little lies
we share in real time?

Best face forward,
but under our hands
we are digitizing
a pseudo existence.
one more acceptable
to the rigors
of a life-long
hard sell....

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As my head sinks into the pillow
I toy with idea of a gigolo
As that thought gives way to another
to much cost ,to much bother
Speed dating or blind sounds great
If i don't find love i might get a mate
Single with options open
whatever i do it's got to be fun
nothing to serious or deep
my independence i want to keep
As i drift off into a heavenly dream
I've got a smile like the cat with the cream....

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Women come and women go
Love is lost then it is found
Beware the beast in the shadow
Looking to prey like a hound
So much like a gigolo
Living her life all around
Smiles and winks are her ammo
She knows all the sounds
To keep the unsuspecting fellow
From entering the playground
Where he may find a new pillow
To lay next to a newfound
Beware the beast in the hallow
She will run you aground

Duane LaChance Sr. 2012...

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Rugged and handsome with perennial tan
Distinctive and stylish, a real ladies man
Wining and dining all goes on the tab
Along with “entertainment” in the back of a cab
 
An invite for coffee at his hotel
This Romeo won’t kiss and tell
An exquisite encounter, but where will it end
That all depends on how much you spend
 
Contract sealed and ready for action
Destination set for satisfaction
Even though he may be fit to burst
He makes sure his customers always…
…come first...

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