Short Gigolo Poems

Short Gigolo Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gigolo by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gigolo by length and keyword.


Inequity

The hall of gigolo fame
Lauds men of certain acclaim.
“I’ll never get in,”
Gripes Hal with chagrin:
“I pay when out with a dame.”
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Premium Member One of a Kind

As wily as the Cheshire Cat
Leaving almost nothing behind
A gigolo with ego fat
He was truly one of a kind
Definite cad in everyone’s mind
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Sex Change

There was a gigolo who swallowed a bee
It pained him from stomach to knee.
But with a shout and curse
He saw things get worse.
It buzzed him from a he to a she.
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Sticking to you

What was a gigolo to do?
"I'll fill my gherkin with glue!"
        Virgins said with a grin,
        "We're sticking with him,
You'll have naughty sons like you!"
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Premium Member A Gigolo

When I was a young lad of just twenty-three Wanted to be a gigolo between you and me Had the equipment Had the commitment Only thing missing was partners you see
fun
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Premium Member don juan cat

milk breath gigolo
a tuxedo tom
cat with attitude
cat-walking down the alley
felines fuss and mew
conniving to capture this Don Juan
his wives roll their eyes
they know the game
cat

Premium Member Just a Gigolo

A young gigolo called Timothy Gave sex for an exorbitant fee But his passionate style Sure made all ladies smile… (I’m hoping that he’s got room for me!) 02~13~17
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Premium Member Johnny a Ladies Man

Lock him up, throw away the key.
Giggles and titters.
I am not kidding, it’s Johnny,  girls.
Lock up your hearts. He is a ladies' man.

We thought they were being funny.
We were immune to bad boys like this.
Until we met him.
And by then it was too late.

Premium Member Hil'tonage

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          The bucket uv
           Fried chicken
                 And 
                 hern
           sun screen’d
               nimble

                her’s
             threaded

                Hers
             with thuh
                Pins





*Gigolo humor
  *key word.. "Pins"

The Sale

A keyboard gigolo
works on his profile.
He photoshops a younger him,
plastering the Net
with his winsome smile.

Is he very different
than the little lies
we share in real time?

Best face forward,
but under our hands
we are digitizing
a pseudo existence.
one more acceptable
to the rigors
of a life-long
hard sell.

What I Want

As my head sinks into the pillow
I toy with idea of a gigolo
As that thought gives way to another
to much cost ,to much bother
Speed dating or blind sounds great
If i don't find love i might get a mate
Single with options open
whatever i do it's got to be fun
nothing to serious or deep
my independence i want to keep
As i drift off into a heavenly dream
I've got a smile like the cat with the cream.
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Beware the Beast

Women come and women go
Love is lost then it is found
Beware the beast in the shadow
Looking to prey like a hound
So much like a gigolo
Living her life all around
Smiles and winks are her ammo
She knows all the sounds
To keep the unsuspecting fellow
From entering the playground
Where he may find a new pillow
To lay next to a newfound
Beware the beast in the hallow
She will run you aground

Duane LaChance Sr. 2012

The Gigolo

Rugged and handsome with perennial tan
Distinctive and stylish, a real ladies man
Wining and dining all goes on the tab
Along with “entertainment” in the back of a cab
 
An invite for coffee at his hotel
This Romeo won’t kiss and tell
An exquisite encounter, but where will it end
That all depends on how much you spend
 
Contract sealed and ready for action
Destination set for satisfaction
Even though he may be fit to burst
He makes sure his customers always…
…come first

Premium Member Pollination's Gigolo

It’s a bit chilly for my liking
Last minute shopping
Not too much traffic
Soft petals dancing 
On a chill wind

Yeah, I know, “buzz-buzz-buzz”
Last one back to the hive
Is a Yellow Jacket
Wonder where the Geese go

Can’t believe I graduated
From “Bee U”
With honors
Now I crash land
On unsuspecting flowers
“pollinations gigolo”

Yeah, Yeah, I know
The “Queen”
And her minions
Depend on my
Promiscuity

Well, must bee off
There’s one Rose left
And I think she likes me

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