Short Fridges Poems

What are reindeer antlers for
Fighting other reindeer causing gore
Really anti-social
Social distancing tonal
Still need to stock their fridges I'm sure...

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Trump Being Calice

Trump has been crusty and also chalice;
Seems to be smothered with much malice;
He burns bridges;
Tips over fridges;
Deadly as poison in a competitor's chalice.

Jim Horn...

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Very happy with my new fridge magnet
Up to now twelve fridges it did attract
Now that's very literal
Should explain it to all
You see... oh never mind, just ask your kiddies in fact...

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Know some people with a Grand Canyon mouth
When they yawn, things not nailed down go south
Fridges and microwaves
Two hundred ton whales
All succumb to this suction, even your spouse...

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Know some people with a Grand Canyon mouth
When they yawn, things not nailed down, go south
Fridges and microwaves
Two hundred ton whales
All succumb to this suction, even your spouse...

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Know some people with a Grand Canyon mouth
When they yawn, things not nailed down, go south
Fridges and microwaves
Two hundred ton whales
All succumb to this suction, even your spouse...

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Kept in the fridges of
kitchens of my land, the
King of Condiments is
Known to enhance french fries!
Kids at heart love it, so
Kick off your morning with
Ketchup on scrambled eggs!

March 10, 2017 for Pleiades K Contest of Kim Merryman...

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cars, knives, building, planes, boats, pens, computers, soda pop,  lighters, money,
jewelery, tvs, tool, stoves, fridges, blenders, forks, spoons, guns, heater, ac, belts,
fans, canned food,  batterys,  toasters, washers, dryers........  

what do all these things have in common. it's truly unnatural....

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 Ole kero fridge went om om om, 
like the Hari Krishna chanting chums, 
a portal opened in the room, 
3rd eye of a child in tune, 
at 4 i saw 40 grey of dead,
 boogyman.
Don
The grey bastards filled my room,
I'm insane you'll assume,
watch them Kero fridges snide....
Don

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc_mMeIZTzQ...

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Sometimes I haven't a clue what you're saying
A clue what your talking about
But your kind enough to
Point to bridges
And fridges
You scorn me then kiss me the next go round
Then live like birds in my ears 
From nose up to smell-down

I just made that up.
And now you know what's up.

Could you please pass the ketchup?

This is isn't funny....

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The roads felt like empty fridges
I looked across all the bridges 
It felt like walking on  some ridges 
Here and there I ran in fear
With all winds blowing in one gear 
I found myself confronting a bear 
Thinking my words would be my Spear 
Looking into his eyes and saying I don't fear
I was so lucky that he didn't hear
Live like a lion and think like a deer...

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in the supermarket
i need my
shopping trolley
for protection

protection
from the product
promises
of
redemption
&
immortality

protection
from the people
the masses
of
crazy consumers
crying
for the truth
in a place
filled
with more
fluoro lighting
than
heaven

a place
where
great hunters
hang
around
fridges
full of frozen
fish-fingers
&
piss
in each
others ear
about
how food
has
no flavour
anymore...

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THE    ICE    SHIP

The quay is free at last
Of ropes and boxes bound
For distant parts
For distant ports
Where warmer skies are found

Our cargo fills the hold
With hard won ice and snow
In markets sold
To offer cold
Where breezes hotly blow


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Note

Before fridges were invented,  rich people paid for ice to be bought 
to them in ice ships, which dug out chunks of polar ice caps and
 transported them to the markets of Europe and Africa....

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