Short Forecaster Poems

Foxy Frisky Feline Forecaster Frantic Fay
Wished good weather would come their way
Saying stiff swishy, sadly serious storms will stay.
She was booed out of the newsroom and far away....

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First sprinkles of snow
Snowplows loaded with gravel
Schools are closed notices,
My momma takes off from work
Weather forecaster is wrong!

Written October 11, 2022...

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The TV is off
And cannot tell
About the splatter.

The weather forecaster
Will not break the idyll
Of hearing rain fall on shingles

While I, sheltered
In your passion,
Imagine waterfalls....

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Petrichor scent from a far off land

                               Pied cuckoo augurs the monsoon




Placed : 5th

A New Crystalline - Any Theme Poetry Contest
Crystalline poetry form only.
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin 
Syllable count: HS 
Date: 05-03-2023...

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Oh yes! Groundhog’s Day is here once again.
Here is our forecaster, he is not thin. 
Punxsutawney Phil,
They gave him his pill.
Everyone says he is one of their kin.

We all wait breathlessly, is it a win?
I’m cuddling hard with Evil, my twin.
Oh, no! What to do?
Accidentally gave him blue!
That pill has turned this day into a sin!...

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The rainy day turned sunny;
We spent it with some friends.
It's sometimes strange and funny
What the forecaster portends.

For we expected weather
Filled with cloudiness and wet
And though we'd be together,
We thought rain was what we'd get.

Instead the sky did brighten
As we moseyed through the day,
Where the sunshine helped to frighten
All those auguries away....

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Freddy Farkle, fumbling forecaster for Forestville,
friggin' fudged Friday forecast....fair?!
first florid felicitous, falling flurries followed,
froze flowers, foiled!
faraway farmhouse, furrowing farmland,
frigid fanny, furious, frustrated,
frumpy, frazzled!
furry forest friends furnished flannel frock,
finding Freddy's fails funny, frivolity,
fortunately frequent fallible forecasts
found Freddy flying faraway,
fallaciously forecasting for fermented folks!...

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Good morning ladies and gentlemen,
I'm just looking out my door.
It has been raining through the night,
Looks like we'll get some more.
But don't worry all you gardeners,
The sun will be out soon.
Just as quick as this snow melts,
Your flowers will start to bloom.
The wind will blow away the leaves,
So you can cut your grass.
I am your local weatherman,
A right pain in the ass.

11/march/2022
You're a weather forecaster poetry contest
Sponsored by
Matt caliri...

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