Short Flub Poems
Short Flub Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Flub by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Flub by length and keyword.
Poor Eliot
Client 9 Governor Spitzer
Was once New York’s ethics blitzer
This VIP flub
At the Emperor Club
Came from an overworked spritzer...
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Categories:
flub, funny, political
Form:
Limerick
who just got teed off
Tariffs spanked my 401k
The shank-the-ball king had to say:
I will never flub
I’ve used the right club
Just check out my lie on this play...
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Categories:
flub, golf, success,
Form:
Limerick
mistake after Mistake
While the brisket was slow cooking we went to the pub
Their brisket was already done, that was the rub.
I said to my woman, can I have a bit of this grub?
That was my biggest mistake, it was a giant flub.
Although she said yes, she was pouting in a bit.
I recognized the sign of her bad side, she can be a chit.
grabbed the biggest beer I could find, and she threw a fit.
Knew now that the rest of my night was going to be full of grit....
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Categories:
flub, march,
Form:
Rhyme