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Short Erectile Poems

Short Erectile Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Erectile by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Erectile by length and keyword.


Homeopathic Ed
When Erectile Disfunction
Imperils conjunction
A little suction
Aids construction
With quite natural unction...

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Categories: erectile, angst, anxiety, health, lust, men, sexy, strength,
Form: Limerick



Old Racers
The car and the driver were stock
and trying to outrun the clock.
They had Cowl Induction,
erectile disfunction,
a rod that departed the block....

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© Wayne Sapp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: erectile, funny
Form: Limerick
My Health Is Concern Me and Also My Wife
My health is concern me and also my wife.
Erectile dysfunction. And who knows:-Why?
To cure, she bought me Viagra pills.
I have my opinion. I bought her a treadmill....

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Categories: erectile, health,
Form: Quatrain
Kneeling Without Feeling
A loser from Effingham Junction
received, from the Pope, Blessed Unction.
When they ordered him, “Down!”,
“That I am,” said the clown,
“They call it Erectile Dysfunction.”
...

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Categories: erectile, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member What a Night
A pharmacist his name was Clyde
He married a mail order bride
on their wedding night
he’s such a sad sight
his impotence can’t be denied

Went to see an erectile Guy
wanted to crawl in hole to die
Gave him the blue pill
Took wife on a thrill
She wasn’t done; he let out a sigh














02/28/2021...

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© Alexis Y.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: erectile, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Impotency Cure
Throughout my marriage I struggled with a horrible ailment,
Penile Sexual Erectile Dysfunction,
and because of my chronic impotency,
my ex wife filed the papers and divorced me.
My divorce it turns out was the cure for me,
because I'm now always ready for moments of intimacy.
Fewer single guys ever struggle with impotency,
as opposed to all of those who are so called happily married....

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Categories: erectile, health,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gladiolus
Florid elegance ablush
Nestled in gardens lush
Pigments triumph aplenty
Resilient verdant sentry

Colossal erectile shoots
Ingrain deep abyssal roots
Precious tis platinum spun
Abreast arising sun

Glorious tis supple reign
Aubade beauteous engrain
Vibrant sword lily plant
Borne on Gaia’s decant

Traverse archaic path
Helios waning wrath
Shadows await dusk
Abscond obliging musk

3/15/2022...

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Categories: erectile, flower, garden,
Form: Rhyme
Facebook
Facebook, my wall, not at all
Mini Digger hire £75, same day delivery in the Midlands
Join couples dating agency, meet new friends
Buy Horny Goat Weed to spice up your love life and avoid erectile disfunction
Which affects two out of four men, which is half of all
Facebook, my wall, not at all

Ah, a red light, I have a message, maybe from a friend
Mini digger hire, £75, same day delivery in the Midlands...

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© John Scott  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: erectile, riddle,
Form: Rhyme

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