Short Erectile Poems
Short Erectile Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Erectile by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Erectile by length and keyword.
The car and the driver were stock
and trying to outrun the clock.
They had Cowl Induction,
erectile disfunction,
a rod that departed the block.
My health is concern me and also my wife.
Erectile dysfunction. And who knows:-Why?
To cure, she bought me Viagra pills.
I have my opinion. I bought her a treadmill.
A loser from Effingham Junction
received, from the Pope, Blessed Unction.
When they ordered him, “Down!”,
“That I am,” said the clown,
“They call it Erectile Dysfunction.”
First grade class trip, a slow cruise down the Nile
So rudely derailed by three crocodiles
They flashed kids their grins
They wanted to sin!
Newly evolved ~ erectile reptiles!
A pharmacist his name was Clyde
He married a mail order bride
on their wedding night
he’s such a sad sight
his impotence can’t be denied
Went to see an erectile Guy
wanted to crawl in hole to die
Gave him the blue pill
Took wife on a thrill
She wasn’t done; he let out a sigh
02/28/2021
Throughout my marriage I struggled with a horrible ailment,
Penile Sexual Erectile Dysfunction,
and because of my chronic impotency,
my ex wife filed the papers and divorced me.
My divorce it turns out was the cure for me,
because I'm now always ready for moments of intimacy.
Fewer single guys ever struggle with impotency,
as opposed to all of those who are so called happily married.
Florid elegance ablush
Nestled in gardens lush
Pigments triumph aplenty
Resilient verdant sentry
Colossal erectile shoots
Ingrain deep abyssal roots
Precious tis platinum spun
Abreast arising sun
Glorious tis supple reign
Aubade beauteous engrain
Vibrant sword lily plant
Borne on Gaia’s decant
Traverse archaic path
Helios waning wrath
Shadows await dusk
Abscond obliging musk
3/15/2022
Facebook, my wall, not at all
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Join couples dating agency, meet new friends
Buy Horny Goat Weed to spice up your love life and avoid erectile disfunction
Which affects two out of four men, which is half of all
Facebook, my wall, not at all
Ah, a red light, I have a message, maybe from a friend
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