Short Entrees Poems

I have all the Entrees for My Contest "Personify A Tear" A few have already been 
Eliminated not following The Theme. Thank-YOU, Thank-YOU so many Magnificent 
POEMS It will take me awile to finish Judging If YOU did not put YOUR Name on YOUR 
POEM YOU will have time to do so; No name , No Placement With LOVE ALWAYS, 
YOUR Liege FOREVER...HG...

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Homeless Feral Cats,
Wandering around cities,
Know no love or compassion,

From human beings.
Dumpsters become their food bowls;
Car engines, often warm beds.

Occasional mouse
Or squirrel may make a meal;
Then again it may elude.

The dumpsters have more
Tasty entrees to savor;
Like eggs, beef, steak or chicken.

Wandering hoboes,
Are Feral Cats as sometimes
They’ll even hop a train car....

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There was a chef named Luke,
All of his entrees were nuked.
In every dinner he planned,
All of his food was canned,
And most of his patrons puked.

Now many patrons inquired,
Why this chef was never fired,
But his boss was anemic,
and very bulimic,
Which is why Luke was hired.

This Diner's reputation lags,
But the owner always brags,
That his dining auditorium,
is a modern vomitorium
With no need for doggie bags....

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A nearby restaurant appears to be great.
For dinner, there is usually a long wait.
So many customers think the food is fabulous.
Are there this many people gullible and oblivious?
A truck arrives during early business days.
It leaves a big delivery of frozen entrees.
A culinary delight drawing a patron’s raves,
is actually coming out of microwaves.
That is the truth about what the people extol.
It is all done because of quality control....

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