Short Embarrassingly Poems
Short Embarrassingly Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Embarrassingly by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Embarrassingly by length and keyword.
Farts
Farts are just the ghosts of all of the things that we eat,
that come back to haunt us, often embarrassingly....
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Categories:
embarrassingly, death, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Embarrassingly Bawdy Limerick
Nothing cooled the jets of Charlene Banties
Not drink or water hose from her aunties.
Sticky by summer’s night
Sweat master by daylight
Summer sun kept her wet to her panties....
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Categories:
embarrassingly, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Santa Had An Embarrassing Night
Santa Claus climbed a chimney
Suddenly he fell off a high wall,
His big bum was embarrassingly sore
because he had a horrendous fall.
03/01/22
'A Funny Christmas Themed 4 liner' Contest
Sponsor Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
embarrassingly, fun, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
She
she had wings
but didn't
know how to
use them
often they
would get
in her way
a conversation
piece always
embarrassingly
asked by dates
she usually had
a hard time
getting
through
doors
forgetting
she needed
to walk side
ways in order
for her
to fit in
sometimes
it's hard to
be an
angel...
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Categories:
embarrassingly, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
A Popular Song Interpreted Wrong
Creedence Clearwater Revival, a successful classic rock band
performed Bad Moon On The Rise through out my great land.
The chorus of the song sings, There's A Bad Moon On The Rise,
but I always thought that they were all singing, There's The Bathroom On The Right.
...I say this most embarrassingly.
I was informed of the correct verse just recently....
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Categories:
embarrassingly, moon,
Form:
Rhyme
Winter's Slumber Party
Sun rays are dancing on the frozen barley fields
Splashing a golden hue on the ragged shed’s bricks
Dried branches reaching out to the sun as in agony
The sun is frail, smiles embarrassingly as it watches nature falling asleep
Left behind wild geese tucked their heads under each other’s wings
Singing each other lullaby of a splendid summer scene!
Rahy Hy
November 17, 2015
Written for the contest “Write me a winter poem!”...
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Categories:
embarrassingly, winter, , Lullaby,
Form:
Free verse
Folger's
Patricia, Patricia,
how nice to hear from you,
what I'm about to tell you,
is embarrassingly true
I bought a large can of coffee
not so long ago,
somehow I seem to have forgotten
something I ought to know
I was ready to open said can,
where and when it sat,
I looked around to see,
something odd as that...
how can I prepare this brew
in my world of dizzy mental dew,
for I don't own a coffee-maker
and this tale I swear is true!!...
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Categories:
embarrassingly, confusion, funny, mystery,
Form:
Bio