Short Electrocuted Poems

Low for Me Laying

Saw him down there low for me laying
While always worthless things saying;
Chemical in vein diluted;
Poisoned not electrocuted;
With people's lives should not be playing.

Jim Horn...

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Thomas Edison couldn't sell the idea of selling electricity
to business or residence in any major state or city.
The biggest fear for seven years that was often being disputed
was that if one were to turn a light on, they could get electrocuted....

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stupid poems 7

a black crow
electrocuted on an old line
i am pretending to brush
cavities are deep fluride
thrust upon us 
old cloth torn
escape of the hanging girl
spider web on the dirty roof
wife is away on vacation

sep 16 2016
7.19 am...

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   The hair hangs out,
   Swishing all about.
   Looks like a Bussel sprout!

   Or better yet.
   Electrocuted,
   With a barrette!

   Standing on end.
   With curls that begin,
   And never seem to end.

   Always to slick,
   With products that itch.
   Time to make a proper switch!

   Perhaps it needs a shave.
   To start all over,
   Until it's made!
   
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Hero of Marine World

Super
Grouper

The Disabled One

The shrimp -
A gimp

Electrocuted

Haddock
Had shock

When Sea Runs Dry

Salmon
Famine

Her Musical Fish

Faye’s carp
Plays harp

Great News

Found ‘yer
Flounder

Fish Caregiver

Caring
Herring

Because They Deserve It

Harass
The Bass

A clammy Make-over
More glam
For clam

You Just Missed Him

Gone clam 
On tram

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I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead.
I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet the bed.
As 110 volts went through my body, it really hurt as I was being fried.
For some reason it made me impotent, it would've been better if I had died.
I wrote to the electric blanket's manufacturer and it was a nasty letter.
They wrote back and said that it's not their fault that I'm a bed wetter.

(This is a fictional poem...

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(This is a true story)

He was trying to do a good deed and he died.
A power line fell on a car and trapped the people inside.
He thought he could move the power line off the car and save them.
But when he touched it, it electrocuted him.
The people in the car survived.
But it's sad that that guy is no longer alive.
He wouldn't have tried to move the power line if he'd known.
If you ever see a power line that's down, leave it alone....

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(This is a true story)

His daughter died because he was a cheapskate.
He was tight with his money and she met a horrible fate.
He had a lamp that needed to be rewired.
He did it himself instead of getting a professional that he should've hired.

His daughter was electrocuted when she turned the lamp on.
If he had hired a professional, she wouldn't be gone.
I feel so sorry for that man because he blew it.
If you need something rewired, please get a professional to do it....

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