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Short Dummkopf Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dummkopf by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dummkopf by length and keyword.

Monkeys

You shouldn't poke at monkeys
	unless you're a dummkopf
Who gets precisely what's deserved --
	your fingers bitten off....

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Categories: dummkopf, animal, children, humorous, nature, nursery rhyme, pets,
Form: Quatrain

Foolproof Recipe Faux Fudge

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Foolproof recipe faux fudge

Who wants to be called
foolish even for starters?
Every dummkopf can read!
Proof is recipe's enunciation!...

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Categories: dummkopf, food,
Form: Verse

Fingers

I wish I was a monkey
a-livin' in a tree
Where if I bit your fingers off
Nobody could blame me.

You shouldn't poke at monkeys
Unless you're a dummkopf
Who gets precisely what's deserved,
Your fingers bitten off....

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Categories: dummkopf, animal, meaningful, sad, silly, tree, violence, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme