Short Doug Poems

heare i sit naught
giving a sh_t
so what dy'a xpect eh?!


stan...

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In 1978, Doug Prichard of Lenoir
went to the doctor,
his foot was sore.
The doctor was a tremendous help.
He found a tooth 
growing in Doug’s instep. 

This was in NC
© Apr 07 2010...

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My pet is a pincher bug
Called earwig said cousin Doug
Takes little room, lies on my mug
I click photo, he looks quite smug
He can really dance and cut a rug
I love Barney Bee my pincher bug...

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Doug Jones Came Across

While visiting Senate we came across,
Doug Jones from Alabama a new boss;
We were impressed,
With way he dressed;
Competitor impostor was a complete loss. 

James Horn...

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Our election is over and Doug Ford is the chap
In the face of we Liberals, a humongous slap
One Ford was enough
We've fallen on our duffs
Our Canadian maples have been drained of their sap...

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oh
Sal saw sea
beyond the seesaw

but
did her fish suit swimming
in a flashy swimsuit

Doug, her dog 
at the pantomime
groans a panting moan

then 
Sal, fish and Doug
did a selfie on her phone




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Given
Kitten
Smitten
Bitten

I was given a kitten named Doug
I’m smitten till bitten by the thug!

Your Turn For A Tyburn Poetry Contest
Sponsored By Charles Messina

2,2,2,2,9,9

8/6/19...

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there once was a lightening bug named Doug
who fell in to a foamy Guiness Stout mug
tried to call for help by glowing green and yellow
but alas for poor Doug a burly young fellow
downed Doug the lightening bug with one chug
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Proud to release "By Myself" 
a collaboration with Co-Intelligence  Grammy Award Winner Richard Gilbert and Doug Cotler  now streaming everywhere #ByMyself #ArtimusThePoet #CoIntelligence #RichardGilbert #DougCotler #SunoMusic #Sunoai

By Myself © Artimus The Poet Susan Manley  12-09-2024 All Rights Reserved...

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“Politics is a contact sport” —Steve Chabot
It ain't over 'till it's over   —Yogi Berra

Loug And Doug

Pleasant gentlemen both, broad shouldered and tall
Good sports who respect the umpire's call
Playing the game with pride and joy
Sincerely humble, never coy
Staunch New Yorkers with their eyes on the ball


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Doug Heffernan
A goofy and humorous man
He spurred belly laughs with every show
Sad when the King of sitcom had to go

Carrie Heffernan
A wife and workaholic with a plan
She never seemed to get a break
with Doug's demands of burgers and steak

10/3/21

Contest: Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May

( The King of Queens )...

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It can tear you apart or make your world go round
Bring you up or down or turn you upside down
But when love finally flows into your heart
It is a rush like none other
Wild Horses couldn't tear you away
From your one true love
As you look in her eyes you finally realize
This is your one true soul mate
You have found real and true love!
Doug Bowman
Copyright 2011...

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A True Friend
By: Miracle Man
November 14, 2020


In life, 
If there’s one person on whom you can depend,
who showcases your talent for others to see.
Extend honor by calling them your best friend,
even though on occasion, you’ll likely disagree.


“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
and tolerates your successes.”
Doug Larson
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Meredee returned to the house shivering from the cold.
I thought you took your woolen scarf, said her Grandma Bold.
I did, she said, but her teeth were shaking, her fate sealed.
Look here grandma, said her daughter, staring out into the field.
Outside was a tiny Scottish calf, with woolen scarf around his neck you see.
I had to protect my baby Doug, said Meredee. He needed it more than me....

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Crushed under a stone's weight,
A burden carried far too long.
For nothing.

What was said or done cannot be undone,
And "sorry" seemed too simple.

Instead, you cling to the most useless of emotions,
And crawl under a concrete quilt of guilt.




Written Nov. 7, 2015 by Doug (Doogles) Long for PoetrySoup.com contest
"Dancing With Description"
Copyright (c) 2015 by 2815699 Canada Inc....

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T  a talent we will not see the likes of again.
R  rambunctious as a child and in a blink of an eye back to a man.
A  always with his familiar Yo.
M  memories he gave us made us all love him so.
P  people he touched in so many ways more than he'll ever know.
A  across another range he rides somewhere.
S  smiling down on us and knows we still care.

A Tribute to actor Doug McClure who was that character on the TV show The Virginian...

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Randy likes all the girls
Curly Sue has lots of curls

Les just could not be much more
Mary's had husbands galore

Lief lives up in a tree
Rick has stacks of wood to see

Rock always lays on a hill
Woody loves a blue pill

Bob's up and down the street
Neil can't stand up on his feet

Taylor sews clothes all day
Doug makes holes for pay

Chance would bet his last quarter
Eileen has one leg shorter

What do they all have the same?
They all live up to their name!...

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