Short Doggie Poems

yorkie porky doggie door squeeze

By Eve Roper 10/17/2014...

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grateful for rescuing me
your love for my family
thank you for your bravery
let me lick your wounds...

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Doggie paw patting
My leg under the table
Notice me, love me,
Give me a sweet treat to eat
Don't make me have to repeat!...

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its a feeling
has the boby reeling
some love it this way
its part of sex play
will go for miles
to have it
DOGGIE STYLE...

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I was having a hunch,
that my dog ate my lunch,
it was kinda rude, 
now  I have no food,
as my doggie goes munch, munch, munch....

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in sheer panic mode
"kingsley" rips up the sofa
       oh no! bad doggie!


Date written: 07/06/2020...

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HOUSE OF LEGOS

Made dog house out of Legos,
as colorful as could be,
Bad storm came out of no where, 
now the doggie … sleeps with me.

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moon doggie was headed to the beach
with a big fat lobster on a leash
it was so blazing hot
didnt need for a pot
just butter for a fabulous feast...

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my doggie chases
his tail round
and round than
falls over from
being so dizzy.
than he looks
at me and
growls like why
did you bite
my long tail?...

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The wee wee tree where dogs go pee
And all the breeds wait patiently
But not one stoops
To leaving poops
That’s doggie etiquette, you see...

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Our Annie got trimmed today
Don't recognize her she sure lost weight
Happy to be fit
Looks super losing it
Of course Annie is our loving doggie mate...

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Charlie Brown's dog, Snoopy,
black and white with ears so droopy,
likes to give Lucy a doggie kiss,
knowing it will make her fuss and hiss.

5/28/15...

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Doggie odor is so unique
Even from a distance, it surely wreaks
Body odor aside
Sweetness applied 
Nothing compares to the doggie love we seek...

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Vicious animals wolves they are
Resemble our pacifist doggie by far
Don't mix em up
They ain't no pups
Biting your face, you'll need a new avatar...

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Hey we're having a thunderstorm
As usual, our doggie needs chloroform
A real scaredy-cat
A kinda handicap
She's under a chair being quite alarmed...

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My morning coffee is a stimulant,
it motivates my regularity in an instant.
And some mornings if my feet I dare to drag
my underwear substitutes for a doggie bag....

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An uncommonly spry basset hound
was annoyed when his ears swept the ground
But his spirits soared
when he got a skateboard
Now he’d Doggie Olympics bound

6/8/22...

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Imagine if dogs could converse
With humans like “Couldn't feel worse”
Need some Kibbles
To poop out some missles
Wish I had thumbs it's a life-long curse...

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The Rideau Canal is not recommended
For dunking, it may be less than intended
Your body will reek
It'll reek for a week
Doggie and you will stink to high Heaven...

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Our new doggie was abused for years
By her previous owners disgusting to hear
Should be arrested
For this act detested
Placed behind bars plus a kick in the rear...

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German scientists back in the fifties
Created a specimen, half-human, half doggie
But kept it a secret
Moral issues deepened
No more experiments, no further blarny...

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The boy with the tubular tin hands
And a weanie doggie with a scaredy cat heart
Face their fears and save the day.

Ride across the woods to an adventure
Save the kitty from the tree...

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Got a cute li'l doggie by the name of Spot
Loves Cheerios, spends loads of time at the trough
But don't sell him short
Can be a real mean sort
"Got no Cheerios, then F-OFF!”...

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Annie is an amazing doggie no doubt
Play fighting, I can put my whole hand in her mouth
Never bites down
Intellect, no bounds
Would make a better prez than the one down south...

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At times our Golden tends to go awry
She chases people on bikes, let me clarify
She doesn't ride the bike
Doesn't own one, no dice
You thought I meant our doggie, needs no reply...

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