Short Crack Up Poems

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Premium Member Egg Salad

Insides become hard-boiled. Yolks and whites; fork them up. Love in Miracle Whip. Between slices - pickup. We won’t step on eggshells; Consensual crack up.
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member Without Trousers

Standups can crack up audiences for hours Especially when entering the stage without trousers It wasn't intentional Nor is it conventional But surely the crowd won't throw cauliflowers
Form: Limerick

Losing It

They are cracking up in China
They are cracking up in Israel 
They are cracking up in Africa 
Not pleasant to crack up 
I had a female lover who cracked up 
Miss her
But I want to stay alive 
So I let it slide 
I will continue to read 
Good loving is what I need

Premium Member Who's In My Cracker Box

Who's in my cracker box? 
I found a saltine in here...
And it's ready, for a bowl of hot soup..
Would you like to jump in, and join me? 
I'm ready to crack up, and laugh real hard.
Too much salt floating around in here..
Gotta go..

Who's in my cracker box? 

Cracker Poetry By Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2003,2015..ALL rights reserved..

Cracking Up

Anyone can crack up
Writers, santation workers , cops, 
right - wingers, left wingers
It is not a nice thing to happen 
But not the end of the world if you do 
Many people don't believe in poetry
But we at poetrysoup.com know better, don't we!!
Poetry is the key to emotional help!
At least for people who believe in something
It is best to believe in something


I Messed Up

Sometimes I get muddled
A little confused and mixed up
I come out with funny things
and make everyone crack up

My workmate spent thousands on IVF
I was explaining this one day
but my brain seemed to go absent
and I messed it up my own way

I told my friends about her
My brain was running free
I meant to say IVF
but said HIV!

A slight difference I know
but a couple of letters the same
I know I messed it up
but I made everyone laugh again.
Form: Bio

Free Style

This is just a freestyle poem
I really don't have much time
I love to sit and wonder 
I crack up every time I rhyme

all you have to do in life 
if you want to get ahead 
is beat your sister up the stairs
on the way to bed

when you start to take life too seriously
it's not fun to play anymore
everything's so serious
everyone is a bore.

I say we should all freestyle
maybe just for today
we don't know what you're thinking 
so what do you have to say?
© Robyn Cobb  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Judy's Day

It is your day today, it’s time
To raise a glass for you!
Cheers, love! Crack up a smile
That lovely smile I knew!
You’re in the higher world today
I hope you’re doing fine
It cannot be the other way
Your world is more sublime
I hope one day you’ll send a note
That tells how are you there
If you could read the words I wrote
You’d feel the love I share
You’ve gone too soon, my darling love
But you are in my heart
As always…see me from above
I’m doing well my part..
Form: Rhyme

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