Short Cougars Poems

The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'...

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My pooch has funky tastes
To sniff out bizarre caviar of freshly milled
Tissue paste

Pounce like cougars
Not for meat treats, but Kleenex filled
Boogers

He's got
A nose for skilled
Snot

My pooch has funky tastes
Not for meat treats, but Kleenex filled
Snot

9/03/20

For 'Let's Minichu on Bizarre' contest
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani...

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Cats In The Cradle

cougar
prancing terrain,
prospect's skinny dipping,
yearning inside her garden groove
howling

connie pachecho

6/09/17

Note-With the title I wanted to suggest that there are two
types of cats, cougars. Play on words. This poem reads
both ways. For example an older women (of cougar myth
 prancing the dance floor) for her young buck, and the wild cat
likewise searching for a young buck....

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Some men might prefer kitty cats
oh so pretty, but they might be brats!
The mature feline, though, 
is the one in the “know”
and is better at dealing with rats!

To the Cougar’s “prey“, I say fear not!
It can be a good thing to get caught.
Ashton Kutcher’s not blind.
Maybe you too can find
a cougar both wealthy and hot!

By Andrea Dietrich

Inspired by Dr. Ram Mehta's Contest:
"Cougar Effect"...

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