Short Cougars Poems
Short Cougars Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Cougars by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Cougars by length and keyword.
The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'
white lace
angelic and pristine
reminds me of innocent babies and toddlers
petticoats and socks
black lace
gothic
devilish
sexy
worn by cougars and eager brides
enticing and sensual
red lace
ugly and tacky
My pooch has funky tastes
To sniff out bizarre caviar of freshly milled
Tissue paste
Pounce like cougars
Not for meat treats, but Kleenex filled
Boogers
He's got
A nose for skilled
Snot
My pooch has funky tastes
Not for meat treats, but Kleenex filled
Snot
9/03/20
For 'Let's Minichu on Bizarre' contest
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani
Cats In The Cradle
cougar
prancing terrain,
prospect's skinny dipping,
yearning inside her garden groove
howling
connie pachecho
6/09/17
Note-With the title I wanted to suggest that there are two
types of cats, cougars. Play on words. This poem reads
both ways. For example an older women (of cougar myth
prancing the dance floor) for her young buck, and the wild cat
likewise searching for a young buck.
Some men might prefer kitty cats
oh so pretty, but they might be brats!
The mature feline, though,
is the one in the “know”
and is better at dealing with rats!
To the Cougar’s “prey“, I say fear not!
It can be a good thing to get caught.
Ashton Kutcher’s not blind.
Maybe you too can find
a cougar both wealthy and hot!
By Andrea Dietrich
Inspired by Dr. Ram Mehta's Contest:
"Cougar Effect"