Short Consarned Poems
Short Consarned Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Consarned by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Consarned by length and keyword.
January
Time to figure consarned taxes again
And Christmas bills come due giving me pain
Let's delete January
And start with February
January has come to be my bane
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Categories:
consarned, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Bug Off!
God made so many things by which we're blessed
Though there's one that "bugs" me more than the rest
I think we would all agree
Ain't a lady bug or bee
'Tis that consarned mosquito that's the pest
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 3 in Devonshire/Freeman "Are You Bugged" Contest - August 2010...
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Categories:
consarned, nature
Form:
Limerick
They Won'T Work and You Can'T Fire 'Em
The rocket scientist looked in dismay as the rocket lay in a smolderin' heap!
'Twas fired t'ward Mars but was not to be - 'twas enow' to make a man weep!
As he skulked back to his office to figger out what went wrong,
A thought rattled thro' his skull settin' off a clangin' gong!
"The consarned thing is like some guv'mint workers I know!" he uttered!
"They won't work and you can't fire 'em!" under his breath he muttered!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Categories:
consarned, funny,
Form:
Couplet