Short Conman Poems

Conman walks to the lavatory ,stares at the way he treated me....

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The most effective weapon
Against Donald Trump
Is to mock him.

Calling him 
The biggest loser
The biggest conman
Of them all.

And senile 
Washed old dotard
Way past his sell 
By date.
...

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His sophistry made sense to the hillbillies who were listening
They ran out and told it as if it was gospel
Because to them, it was
They had no idea he was a conman.
They thought he was an honest man,
but alas, they were tricked by his tomfoolery....

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The conman posing as a wizard
                                  told him to seek the answer from a frog,
                            of where he would get his treasure; in the fog,
                               "rrribit!" "rrrribit!" came the answer, from a pond,
                                   leaving the victim fifty pence emptier...

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I made a bargain at the crossroads 
With that conman we all know.
He might think he’s sealed the deal,
But he’ll never get to spirit me below.
For when he comes to claim his prize
At the fading of the final light,
He’ll find a book of poems 
Where my soul used to be, 
And I’d made no deal 
To sell the copyright.

THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR
OLD NICK...

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So the phone rang, 

"its about your computer, 
its causing trouble on the internet,
 i'm with microsoft" 

so knowing he was a conman out to get my dollars ..
I said 

"i know you Ralph you are a conman!" ..
.he hung up how rude hehe 

THIS CON HAS BEEN REPORTED ON TV RECENTLY SO REMEMBER...

--my 89 year old mum said i dont have a computer:)...ive had aboutb 5 calls from these buggers...so dont feel bad bout ya computer upsetting microsoft....it aint!...

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mental mind
of the slipping kind
you been
trip-en so divine
here in your sick little willful hive
you've been acting so unkind
just to rap your hands around
my swishy, dishy, hip lyrics here
its driven you to find
me to be of the simple mind
but have no fear i see you clear
you are of the criminal kind
and would like it if
i wrote you the greatest of designs
but this is no
because i don't want to be a music hoe
so take a hike
and find some one
who want to write...

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Should we question the intelligence
Of who you will have next
Behind the mask of a dirty sexy bunny
Is a girl with low self esteem crying
And who always admits she is a dummy
I confess I almost felt ripped off
You gave yourself fast like a conman selling rip offs
Boldly proclaiming I was your knight in shining armour
Hoping that I would be glad when your son calls me "Father"
I looked and I saw through you
And faced ahead to walk away from you as far
As North is
From South...

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