Short Congratulated Poems

To know that in spite of all my stumbling
   My clumsy phrasing and other bumbling
So many of you have congratulated me on POTD
   And that's truly humbling in a most special way...

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What To Do With Trump

What to do with Trump we contemplated;
Have him sedated and then evacuated,
To a deserted isle;
We did with smile;
Those responsible were congratulated.

Jim Horn...

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Congratulated and Elated

Are things equated with congratulated,
And had been happy as well as elated;
Beyond measure;
That will treasure;
This was expected and also anticipated.

Jim Horn...

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Have Been Trumpulated 

What I considered was being congratulated;
Decided by Trump I would be Trumpulated;
Will save on wealth;
Spread bad health;
Being castrated he even has contemplated.

Jim Horn...

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Was Related and Can Be Congratulated

About Congress have often contemplated;
Discovered are ways that they are related;
Knew from start,
Had no heart;
Enjoyed insulting us while they humiliated.

Jim Horn...

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She woke up feeling pinched and kicked.
What kind of dream was that? She wondered aloud.
Her neck hurt, her back hurt, her face hurt.
The angry cupids congratulated themselves.
They loved it when someone woke up mean....

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Sancho Panza loaned his trusty donkey to Don Quixote
they had finally reached the village of the gorgeous Dulcinea.
Baskets brimming with excited sunflowers would be delivered.
The squire congratulated himself for getting the knight-errant here.
He sat back to watch the performance, as Quixote began to sing....

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Renegade trees are suffocating the yard.
One became seven rather quickly.
When I discovered the mother tree,
I congratulated myself on a successful transplant years ago.
I had babied my little forest tree almost too much.
Never dreaming she was going to become the grandmother of the yard.
Going forth and multiplying....

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You have died a thousand deaths since the day you invaded the gentle, passive 
meadows in which I walk upon.

You thrust your evil hand on my pristine petals, eroding the beauty that once lay in 
your view.

You ravaged the garden of peace, and left it a field of complacency.

You congratulated yourself for the prisoner of war you conquered, but I have won 
because my Oleander petals will ensure your demise....

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Cindy was chased from her home
by an evil stepmother
she felt sad and alone

a light snow began 
it lightened her mood
she liked the crystal flakes

a Russian castle appeared
it felt wonderful 
Was it a mirage?

Faerie godmother congratulated herself
Poof.
She was clothed now in a gorgeous red velvet gown.

Curls glanced across her back, making her feel elegant.
Handsome czar ran out to meet …
the zolushka of his dreams....

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You're moving in with your girlfriend and many people have congratulated you.
You've asked me to do the same but that is something I can't and won't do.
I won't congratulate you because you and your girlfriend will be living in sin.
I won't condone premarital sex, don't ask for my congratulations ever again.
Yes I have old fashioned morals that you consider to be out of date.
I won't congratulate you because you're doing something that God hates....

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Open Wound

An open wound
Bleeding to no end
A person crooned
Because their will will now bend
Crowned in a crown of thorns
Donned until end of days
Congratulated by a creature with horns
Demon who now stays
Evermore by your side
For you are not perfect
Everywhere you go, they will bide
Forevermore they will stay, even if you defect
Going through life turns a person bad
Going through life turns a person sad

Written on January 22, 2020...

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Let’s have an amicable divorce, she said.
I thought she was taking it well.
Congratulated myself on not sure what.

At least there will be no problems here, she said.
She is even keel. Calm, reserved.
I feel okay about my affair now.

We are still best friends right?
This seemed a bit over the top.
But I agreed.

Thus, when the hell cat came to court
Snarling, snapping and screaming
I did not recognize her

Nor was I prepared in any way....

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