Short Clucks Poems

As chicken little always said "life clucks and then you fry"....

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Baby chicks soft down
Mother clucks sends the alarm
Run gather quick safe...

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My cock as big as a rock.
Sometimes it clucks and sometimes it bucks.
But sometimes it starts to cream.
I live on a farm and I mean no harm.
But sometimes they do scream....

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If we say something really sucks,
The meaning’s very clear,
For that expression, once improper,
Now’s a common smear.

But saying something sucks can be,
And I’ve not been imbibing,
A compliment – if it’s a vacuum
That one is describing.

So next time you hear someone say,
“Oh man, that really sucks!”
Make sure a Hoover’s not around
Before releasing clucks....

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If eyes are mirrors of the soul
My soul is red and saggin'
I think my brain went on a stroll
And for sure my tails a draggin'

I'm a chicken that's out of clucks
An old wall missing its mortar
Some might feel like a million bucks
I'm more like a buck and a quarter!

Soon sweet slumber I will embrace
As I quietly drift to dream land
Rejuvenating, I keep this place
In the palm of my wrinkled hand!...

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Obama makes a speech and earns
Four hundred thousand bucks.
Of course he is entitled but
The whole world sighs and clucks.

I frankly don’t think anyone
Deserves that kind of dough
But obviously that’s the rate
For people in the know.

It saddens me a little bit
For such a fee seems greedy,
Especially for someone who
Once championed the needy.

Ideally he should give his talk,
Accepting what they pay,
Then find a worthy charity
And give it all away....

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The Span Of Life
 by Robert Frost           

 
                                   Span of a Hen's Life 
                                       
            An aged hen clucks backwards without getting choked

                       I still recall when she was a yoke

                       
                                             <3  
                                   
                                     Frosty the Hen

                                              :)...

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