Short Clothing Store Poems

There's a plus-sized woman I totally adore.
She works at a large sized women's clothing store.
This doll is a bit hefty, but I don't care.
I will feel like I'm making love to a big teddy bear.
In whatever I want in a woman, she's got it all.
I look for her each time I go to the shopping mall.
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First time I fell in love
I looked up above
To see a white dove 
I felt the sparks
When I was at Mark's 
clothing store
A jacket from Singapour
The price did soar
The price was more
At the Marks store
The first time I fell in
love
With a jacket at Marks
The price was high
I could not buy
So I walked on by...

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The Importance of Spaces

By Elton Camp

Use of spaces between words is quite vital
This is true in the case of a professional title
“Therapist” became “The Rapist” on a door
By the insertion of just a single space more

“Fashion Exchange” is a resale clothing store
Which sells only things that were worn before
Another, surely used children’s clothes does carry
But, “KIDSEXCHANGE” makes all parents wary...

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Welcome to Bruno’s Mens’ Wear

By Elton Camp

The clerk in the mens’ clothing store
Saw one who hadn’t been there before

He was striding along extremely fast
As the clerk spoke, he went on past

The man darted into the dressing room
And slammed the door with a boom

For security the clerk started to call
When the customer let our a bawl

Horrid words he then came to hear
“There’s no toilet paper in here!”...

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