Welcome To Bruno's Mens' Wear

Welcome to Bruno’s Mens’ Wear By Elton Camp The clerk in the mens’ clothing store Saw one who hadn’t been there before He was striding along extremely fast As the clerk spoke, he went on past The man darted into the dressing room And slammed the door with a boom For security the clerk started to call When the customer let our a bawl Horrid words he then came to hear “There’s no toilet paper in here!”