Short Chucked Poems

I picked up a lovely sweet treat
Unwrapped it, was ready to eat
Much to my chagrin
A grub was within 
I chucked it and stamped with my feet



10th May 2016...

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GREED V'S NEED
 
There are those who say that if you hoard it is a sin
So, I took everything I had and chucked it in the bin

Indiana Shaw . . . 

"Now I am needy, instead of greedy" . . . : /...

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Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring and Suffering 
Chucked them all out
Life is much better now
The bitter bed… became a bed of butter….
As I sleep off and melt into the soft mattress…
Single, alone, undaunted by life…...

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I poured

emotions

in cauldron

and lit fire

and laughed

waited

and laughed

to see the outcome

I over the head

pored
pored
pored

I got bored

and chucked the 


pore.

Are you sore?...

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BALLS AHOY

There was a clumsy juggler from Kildare
Who chucked his balls without a care
One landed on someone's head
Now the poor guy is laid in bed 
Cursing the juggler, a total nightmare

Indiana Shaw . . . : /...

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There was once a ZOO in Atlanta,
that had an old gorilla named Anna.
She had a special trick,
that would make you quite sick,
when she’d throw you up-chucked banana. 

Copyright © 2010  By Caryl S. Muzzey

First Place Winner ~ "Zany Zoo” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Linda-Marie Bariana’s 
May 17, 2010...

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As I ambled around the village pond

I skimmed a stone through reed and frond,

In distress, ducks took flight

Guilty I, to cause them fright.

Protesting loudly in their quacking

My common sense seemed sadly lacking,

I never thought that stone I chucked

Would cause such grief, to little ducks....

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I spin and twirl
fall and unfurl
whirling round and round
upside down
thrown and tossed
forever lost
pulled and battered
pushed and splattered
caught in the squall
the chaos of it all
turned inside out
bounced about
completely unravelled
emotionally frazzled
broken and worn
shredded and torn
chucked on the ground
never again found...

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Hard raging borean bearing wind,
Lashing down on the cowering town.
Leaves and litter, sky chucked and
Chased in spirals and soars,
Catching on clutching hedges
And fences, as the gale rails, drawing
The hail that beats on a thousand doors.
Snug inside the pillowed child sighs.
Nature's roar, to him no more than
The raging theme to peace filled dreams....

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Love is love.
Shakespeare wrote about it;
Romeo and Juliet had it,
True love exists in their play
But in life,it's just like clay;
it easily breaks.
Love is heartaches.

I was but once in love
I was chucked by my love.
I don't wish to love again
Because love is just pain
Love will never change
Love is so strange.
I thought love was sweet
But love is just deceit....

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I took a course in professional lying
under a professor specialized in advanced lying.

I told my girlfriend a lie,
but she chucked me

I told a lie to my employer,
but I lost my job
	
I wrote a lie in examinations
but I got  below average

I applied a lie in chemical experiment
but I got  the factory blew up

I was blamed right and left
but I was only doing internship in lying....

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I once had a donkey named Cass
Who ate sour oats with his lass
The carriage they towed
One day would explode!
When both of the asses passed gas !

The street sweeper's name was Jim-Bob
Who scooped up the cobble-street blob!
Dressed like a storm- trooper
The stench choked the scooper!
He chucked it.........along with the job !!

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7/28/15 For Roy Jergen's Contest:...

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                                  Uncle Peacock was a cock of the walk
                                   Chucked his job to camp in a bivouac
                                           He met Charles Lee Ray
                                         Who sprayed pepper spray
                            All hell broke loose, Cock, a real out of whack

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I got a freeway view
Behind the curtains 
Pianos sound like broken glass
I can see the darkness from the bed
They keep banging away at the door
But I won't let them in
What I am is what I am
They want philosophy

Out by the freeway we drink beer
Under the halogen lights
Watching the trucks roll by
Wishing we could be Bobby McGee
Bandana and all
But we're just kids
Chucked in too deep
No place to sleep.

No parents.
No life.
Just in life too deep....

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Ever wonder about a wood tick
Does it have a dick
Will it only bite a hick
If you chucked it at a window will it stick
could it ever get sick
can you smash it with a brick
Is male wood ticks attracted to a chick
Do you think its too small to kick
Are they really that slick
Do they play magic tricks disappearing under you skin like a prick
Are they fat considering they are thick
Has one ever gave you a lick
Do they come from a stick
I don't know, rather light em up with a wick...

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