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Wood Tick

Ever wonder about a wood tick
Does it have a dick
Will it only bite a hick
If you chucked it at a window will it stick
could it ever get sick
can you smash it with a brick
Is male wood ticks attracted to a chick
Do you think its too small to kick
Are they really that slick
Do they play magic tricks disappearing under you skin like a prick
Are they fat considering they are thick
Has one ever gave you a lick
Do they come from a stick
I don't know, rather light em up with a wick
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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