Short Chowing Poems
Short Chowing Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Chowing by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Chowing by length and keyword.
Donald Trump
jumping hundreds of humps
chowing quite a bit of rumps, red faced
wonder if he suffered mumps, imagine him laced …
Been chowing down on Mini Wheat
Since I was a young lad it's oh so sweet
Probably an acre by now
Milk from Bessie the cow
This breakfast supreme simply can't be beat
Been chowing down Post Shredded Wheat
Since I was a young lad it's oh so sweet
Probably an acre by now
Milk from Bessie the cow
This breakfast supreme simply can't be beat
© Jack Ellison 2015
Thanksgiving Day is the word
Someone giving me the bird
Cranberries and pumpkin pie
Mashed potatoes catch my eye
Casseroles and deviled eggs
Buttered corn and turkey legs
Salads, rolls, and cobblers deep
After dinner fast asleep
A couple hours, hear me snore
Wide awake, I want some more
Chowing down, I just can't stop
Now I think I'm gonna pop
That’s not my elephant, this here’s Ella my wife
She claims the extra pounds came with her change of life
She now takes ballet, but watching her dance in tights
Sends chills down my spine and gives second graders frights
Her plate’s piled high with lasagna and spaghetti
Chowing down on our drive to the Serengeti
I think every husband should have a bill of rights
“Euthanasia,” I’ll plead, when they read her last rites
Gray seals usually feed on herring and cod
Squids and eels also get the nod
But things have taken a disturbing spin
Now they're chowing down on dolphins!
This has scientists quite concerned
As humans could be next on the menu
Sometimes nature takes an unexpected turn
As animals find new prey to chew
Watch out for sharks at sea
For you may become its next meal
If you see a dorsal fin, you will flee
But don't end up in the jaws of the gray seal