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Short Caterer Poems

Short Caterer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Caterer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Caterer by length and keyword.


Brother
Hard headed, hard working, leader
January third's your day dear brother
Leave off the booze, clarity
Best for all, sobriety
Hot blooded bachelor needs caterer....

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Categories: caterer, brother
Form: Rhyme



Catering
Best pickup line:

Are you sure you're not a caterer, because I'd love to book you for dinner.

Reply:
  No, but I'd love to feast anyway! 


Best Pickup Line Contest by Judy Konos...

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Categories: caterer, funny, people,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Winter Wonderland Reception
A couple got married in the Winter Wonderland
For the reception they hired a mariachi band
They danced a Spanish jig,
Then left in a borrowed rig
Stiffing the poor caterer because the food was bland.

written December 23, 2021...

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Categories: caterer, humor, wedding, winter,
Form: Limerick
There Was a Caterer
there was a caterer
hardly loved  she was
flowers she harvested
and seeds of sorts too
stems of things as seeds
she picked and put in pans
to cook and satisfy her ego
soon famine built a nest
so special, so durable it was
humans, animals, plants
wept and cursed the life
as the land was devastated
to primitive life of agony
but the caterer laughed heartly...

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Categories: caterer, conflict, rights, satire,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Which Flower To Choose
Gorgeous fragrances, intermingling
Wafting in from many directions
Sensory overload; understood only if you were there.
Peaches, plums, persimmons, marvelous colors.
Each one showing out her own truth,
Being herself, delicate and lovely.
Which ones to choose? Quintessential prototypes of themselves.
A floral banquet
I was the wedding caterer,
about to make choices.
Where to begin?...

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Categories: caterer, flower,
Form: Free verse




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