Short Campaigning Poems
Short Campaigning Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Campaigning by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Campaigning by length and keyword.
While campaigning among South American civilians
he got news of the death of three Brazilians
He said he was vexed
then he asked quite perplexed
just how many is a brazillion?
Mr. Bernie Sanders is talking smack
C'mon! The geezer just had a heart attack!
He's 78 years old, campaigning for a socialist revolution
Proof that presidential politics doesn't obey the laws of evolution
I tried to listen to her complaining
But I was too far from time remaining
Soon the train would be waiting
With time would be debating
Upon a cork that should be campaigning
November 22, 2019
Five Word Challenge Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Beth Evans
Poorly Behaving Politicians
By Franklin Price
3/5/2016
Poorly behaving politicians
Wouldn't want to be their mother
Their wife, their father, sister
Or especially their twin brother
Wouldn't want to show my face
Out on the street on just a whim
Not where is he was campaigning
Someone may think that I was him
You look at me with eyes big,
begging for sympathy,
campaigning for your side
like a seasoned politician.
I'm sorting memories,
like fingers through boxed photos,
noting moments where
trust has been misplaced.
When our eyes meet
there is only
stony silence as angels
fall off their pedestals.
This is how a friendship ends.
Campaigning must be very laborious
For democrat Hilary Clintorious
Folks say she’ll oust Donald Trump
Enthroned when taking a dump
These nasty rumours are so darn spurious!
May God Bless America - she sure needs all the help she can get!
Thanks to Duke Beaufort for letting me use his line 'Hillary Clintorious'
1st August 2016
Another Compunction
What I have is another compunction;
Make chart measuring Trump's destruction
While we started singing same old song;
In a nut house he really does belong;
Builders have to do with construction.
Now he is insulting someone else by
calling himself a builder. All that he
builds is a bunch of hot air and still
thinks he is campaigning.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Truths To Be Self Evident
Found their truths to be self evident;
Horrible President we have been sent;
Stubborn as moron mule,
Playing with loose tool;
Never understood what he may have meant.
James Horn Political Poem Series
He is in such bad shape he has started
campaigning knowing he has to repent.
Never done before by any prior President
So this sad message to him must be sent;
Of mercy out there have you seen an agent?
.
The leader lead the masses
The masses listens to the leader
The leader come out there
Campaigning and mobilising
Some Ignorant and Ignomarus
Selling their votes for nothing than peanut
Organizing touts and miscreants
Shooting, looting, cracking
The people suffer in pain
Gnashing of their teeth
While the leaders;
Sit there
Eating of the National cake
The people arise in group
Protesting and crying
Both old and young
Together they say
One Nation, One People
So this southern bigot wants to be President?
From which hell hole was this guy sent?
He believes he can pull the nomination off, it seems.
Well, I will put an end to all his dreams.
I am following this dude all over the country,
despite his large campaigning itinerary.
When he comes close to shaking hands with the crowd,
I will empty my pistol, and the shots will ring loud.
Here is my chance to be a part of history.
For this noble deed, the public will thank me.