Short Busch Poems

Sipping champagne from the hollow 
      of an avocado, on a cactus-lined
         boulevard in St. Looie

   While munching on anchovies
      slathered with salsa, the nerve
         of them calling us screwy

   On the dashboard piled high
      were half-empty cruises of gin ...
         By the time we crashed the car
         into a passing trolley car ~
   I swear I saw Busch Brewery spin...

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Miller Light, Bud light
such a Delight

Fireball, Firewater
never hotter

Jack Daniels, Jim beam
way stronger than you seem

Vodka, Everclear
worst nightmare

Budweiser, Busch
sicker than a dog, who smells his own toosh

Smirinoff and wine
You will be bored and deffinatly fine

Southern comfort, and Coke
thiss really sucks, no joke

Jager Bombs
MMM, Better have a good job (they are expensive)

Crown royal, Royal crown
best Sh^^^ in town...

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