Short Bumbled Poems

Active macho sperm told the passive egg
I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag?
Eggie smiled and tumbled
Sperm's bollocks are bumbled
Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag"....

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Through a limerick a poet once bumbled.
With the meter he fumbled and stumbled.
So he thought: “How pathetic
to be waxing poetic!"
And he hung his head thoroughly humbled....

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You scrambled my heart as if it were a three egg omelet
 Breaking the shell of my soul till it crumbled
 I am trying so hard just to forget
 My inner self tumbled, bumbled 

I felt shuffled
 I feel ruffled
 
I would rather forget
 If our times you regret
 
My love muffled
 My emotions coupled...

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She wiggled and jiggled and giggled in bed

It fiddled and faddled and rattled her head

But she wiggled so much that she fell to the floor

And wiggled and jiggled and giggled some more

He muddled befuddled and scuttled around 

Till he bumbled and stumbled and fell to the ground 

Still he muddled befuddled just like before 

And scuttled befuddled through his front door...

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Your love scrambled my heart as if it were a three egg omelet
  
 Breaking the shell of my soul till it crumbled 
  
 I am trying so hard just to forget 
 
 My inner self tumbled, bumbled 
 
 I felt shuffled 
  
 I feel ruffled 
  
 I would rather baste than forget 
  
 Or fry if our times you regret 
  
 My love muffled 
 
 My emotions coupled 
  
 Left with no appeal 
  
 Spending time, letting my soul heal...

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Glacial ice melting
The climate suddenly changes
Old relationships.

When the blue jay sings
Listen how wide it ranges
The boundary of spring.

After rain rainbow
Thunder makes the coastland smile
Faith provides the oil.

So I map landscapes
With audacity to see
Change, a boomerang.

I search through petals
To find a woman's soft heart
Felt a bumbled sting

No bridge left to cross
Love drowns everything in tears
So the cuckoo sings...

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Your love scrambled my heart as if it were a three egg omelet
  
 Breaking the shell of my soul till it crumbled 
  
 I am trying so hard just to forget 
 
 My inner self tumbled, bumbled 
 
 I felt shuffled, feeling muffled
  
 I feel ruffled, our times stumbled
  
 I would rather baste than forget 
  
 Or fry if our times you regret 
  
 My loves been shuttled 
 
 My emotions coupled 
  
 Left with no appeal 
  
 Spending time, letting my soul heal 

 Remembering, wanting to be with you....

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