Short Bumbled Poems
Short Bumbled Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bumbled by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bumbled by length and keyword.
Active macho sperm told the passive egg
I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag?
Eggie smiled and tumbled
Sperm's bollocks are bumbled
Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag".
Categories:
bumbled, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Through a limerick a poet once bumbled.
With the meter he fumbled and stumbled.
So he thought: “How pathetic
to be waxing poetic!"
And he hung his head thoroughly humbled.
Categories:
bumbled, humor, humorous, poetry, poets,
Form:
Limerick
You scrambled my heart as if it were a three egg omelet
Breaking the shell of my soul till it crumbled
I am trying so hard just to forget
My inner self tumbled, bumbled
I felt shuffled
I feel ruffled
I would rather forget
If our times you regret
My love muffled
My emotions coupled
Categories:
bumbled, food, imagination, life, love, people, romance,
Form:
Light Verse
She wiggled and jiggled and giggled in bed
It fiddled and faddled and rattled her head
But she wiggled so much that she fell to the floor
And wiggled and jiggled and giggled some more
He muddled befuddled and scuttled around
Till he bumbled and stumbled and fell to the ground
Still he muddled befuddled just like before
And scuttled befuddled through his front door
Categories:
bumbled, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Your love scrambled my heart as if it were a three egg omelet
Breaking the shell of my soul till it crumbled
I am trying so hard just to forget
My inner self tumbled, bumbled
I felt shuffled
I feel ruffled
I would rather baste than forget
Or fry if our times you regret
My love muffled
My emotions coupled
Left with no appeal
Spending time, letting my soul heal
Categories:
bumbled, food, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, life, loss, lost love,
Form:
Light Verse
Glacial ice melting
The climate suddenly changes
Old relationships.
When the blue jay sings
Listen how wide it ranges
The boundary of spring.
After rain rainbow
Thunder makes the coastland smile
Faith provides the oil.
So I map landscapes
With audacity to see
Change, a boomerang.
I search through petals
To find a woman's soft heart
Felt a bumbled sting
No bridge left to cross
Love drowns everything in tears
So the cuckoo sings
Categories:
bumbled, philosophy
Form:
Haiku
Your love scrambled my heart as if it were a three egg omelet
Breaking the shell of my soul till it crumbled
I am trying so hard just to forget
My inner self tumbled, bumbled
I felt shuffled, feeling muffled
I feel ruffled, our times stumbled
I would rather baste than forget
Or fry if our times you regret
My loves been shuttled
My emotions coupled
Left with no appeal
Spending time, letting my soul heal
Remembering, wanting to be with you.
Categories:
bumbled, adventure, girlfriend-boyfriend, growing up, happiness, hope, life,
Form:
Verse