Short Brand Name Poems

½ cup sass
1 tbsp eye roll
2 cups suprirotive 
1 cup white privilege 
½ tsp rudeness
1 brand new car, softened 
5 oz brand name clothing
A dash of allof, to taste 

Add all ingredients together, while whisking in misinformed news media. Mix thoroughly for pretentious....

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This should be easy
Store Baked? (assumes better)
Brand Name? (assumes integrity)

Store baked:
39 lines of ingredients
4 of those lines real food

Brand names:
Same as above, but
Ahhh!
Found!

A brand from Milwaukee
(rye)
4- lines
Edible ingredients!

Nice slice of spam
Perfect!


11/27/13...

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i express my love
rigor mortisly
ah the little
death

except mine for 
me for you is 
completely
deadly

i have a toe
tag with
more
then

John Doe
Dear John
or John Deere
which is actually 

the brand name
of the backhoe i use
to dig my own grave over

and
over 
and over
again and

again...

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If 'tis a fright, you so desire
Then I shall give thee words most dire
It's of a group that's filled with ire
Towards the common thrift-shop buyer
For what these shoppers do admire
Is lower cost, and not these higher
Prices that plague the attire
Of this group we deem a liar
Behold, the brand name clothing supplier!...

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You got a brand name
Everyone knows you
You shine every day
So they just admire you
Thought of a wrong age
Miscalculated in mind
Your flesh isn’t too old
Like so same as mine
A brilliant chap
Can talk a lot of words
You can see him grinning
Though he’s just alone
Did I almost forget?
Oh you love to squeeze me
Almost ashamed 
You did see me...

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A brand has it's name like Safa,
A brand name speaking quality,
Quality is a qualification not quantity,
It isn't the reaching of hands,
But approaching the mind,
Quality is cut and polished knowledge,
Two hands and two minds are not in par,
The one more knowledgable is more intelligent,
Quality is an intelligence out come and telling of diligence!...

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In church, kneel down, stand up, give the priest room.
Week to week, “fruit of the vine,” his voice booms.
                       Mistake a doozy.
                       Priest’s a bit woozy.
Proclaims from the pulpit, “fruit of the loom.”

10/10/2020

*Unmentionables - another name for men’s underwear
**Fruit of the Loom - Brand name of underwear
***True story!...

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Let it ride
Let the pain seep into your veins
Shelter yourself from the noise
The white hypnotic noises
Water rushes to your brain
The buzzing lights
Fuel ignites your senses
The gasoline stings your skin
Crystal fixtures drip with ease
Feel the air pump your muscles
Spasm after spasm
Acid into base
Base into acid
Seperating from yourself
Seperate from the world
Your skeletal world
Hard as it pours
Soft as it flows
The chemistry of the mind is ruthless...

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The statement that stands

upon an amputated narrative

A brand name theory

that sells more than generic truth

Written histories more legendary than the commonplace occurrences they are derived from


Epiphanies of egregious behavior

attributable to the highly revered

A parallel universe where scoundrels

are no longer hidden under layers of

conveniently contrived heroism and courage

Exposed and repulsive, covered in the blood

of centuries of redacted hypocrisy...

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Elf liked the idea of stringing up a bunch of white icicle lights
Because the winter’s snows were not coming fast enough
He went to the store and looked at the rows with delight.
Brought them home, and hung them up, with gloves all rough.

The rest of the neighbors asked where he bought them.
He gave them the name of the stores, and the brand name of Rim.
They all raced to the store and bought themselves lights too.
Entire neighborhood was deliciously beautiful when they were through....

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