Unmentionables
In church, kneel down, stand up, give the priest room.
Week to week, “fruit of the vine,” his voice booms.
Mistake a doozy.
Priest’s a bit woozy.
Proclaims from the pulpit, “fruit of the loom.”
10/10/2020
*Unmentionables - another name for men’s underwear
**Fruit of the Loom - Brand name of underwear
***True story!
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