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In church, kneel down, stand up, give the priest room. Week to week, “fruit of the vine,” his voice booms. Mistake a doozy. Priest’s a bit woozy. Proclaims from the pulpit, “fruit of the loom.” 10/10/2020 *Unmentionables - another name for men’s underwear **Fruit of the Loom - Brand name of underwear ***True story!

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Date: 10/15/2020 11:56:00 AM
Went through this as a boy and teen until I had had enough. Never saw a woozy priest, however, though some would qualify as Doozy. Glad you enjoyed the poem. Keep writing and keep safe. / Maurice
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Date: 10/13/2020 8:25:00 PM
Oh, man, I wish I could see a reenactment of that about six times!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 10/14/2020 9:35:00 AM
LOL!
Date: 10/13/2020 2:47:00 AM
Really funny Kim, guess we’re all fruits of the loom...
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 10/13/2020 5:27:00 AM
LOL!
Date: 10/12/2020 6:41:00 AM
Laughed out loud Kim! Thanks - my day just got brighter! Linda
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 10/12/2020 3:57:00 PM
Great!
Date: 10/11/2020 6:49:00 PM
Hahaha! He must be taste-testing some new communion wine varieties. It should be his worst sin! :) gw
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 10/11/2020 9:02:00 PM
LOL!
Date: 10/10/2020 2:17:00 PM
So this is a true story. Funny limerick. ~~
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 10/11/2020 9:02:00 PM
Thank you! LOL
Date: 10/10/2020 5:27:00 AM
LOL... Funny one
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 10/10/2020 6:21:00 AM
Thank you, Regina :)

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