Short Botched Poems

Short, profound haiku
form oft' botched & butchered
Mercifully generous...

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are the spice of life?


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hmmm... something tells me I've botched the cliche


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peace...

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more than blood spurts from open wounds ~ botched diy hacks fetus from womb


                                       # non judgmental #

By
David Kavanagh...

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Anna the bandit and shady jane
set out to rob a railroad train.
So, they went for the gold.
Then botched the escape.
In for ten, no parole,
Makin license plates....

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Trump Did Have Difficult Time

Trump did have a horrible time reading;
His brains botched up and hair receding;
Lost cause,
Fingers knaws;
Raving and up river again us was leading.

Jim Horn...

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Samantha can take blue jeans and turn them into a work of art.
I can try to do the same thing, and it looks botched, not at all smart.
She had on jeans today with lace inserts that were darling and cute.
If I tried it, mine would be a disaster. People would make fun and hoot....

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Frail and pale, oh! Can't you tell
That I have suffered a botched romance?
With open Heart, invited Hell
Though I assumed a fighting stance

But thus I learned, though I was burned,
(Always I succumb to fascination)
Perspectives glib, my Mind- a sieve! 
I mistook Love for Infatuation...

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There was a king of Plugglup
                                   His queen was not so grown-up
                                               She in a hurry
                                          Botched up the curry
                               And showed her broiled bottom up....

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OUTLANDISH

Water
waning over
vacant pages of
an outlandish
mind

Tide
stalling in time
bending frayed
layers of split
rhyme

Hide
shrinking behind
 an Infamous
botched up self
crime

Land
shifts sifting
toward trails of
an outlandish
mind 




© Kim van Breda—9 December 2015...

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you panted for air as panic pained 
   as the young life in you drained
   a ghastly gagged youthful life 
   strangled dictum…

   and relatives chocked with grief
   as friends shocked with disbelief
   seeing your destiny you would not reach
   strangled dictum…

   a budding jasmine brutally butchered 
   a blameless young life beastly botched
   a blossoming rose harshly hacked
   strangled dictum…....

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Putins botched invasion is going south 
I think NATO should give him a way out 
Chocolates stuffed with TNT
And then set off remotely 
As he stuffs them in his fat evil mouth... 

Be music to our ears to hear him scream
But sometimes in life things aren't what they seem
I came to with loud beeping 
Was woken from my sleeping 
And sadly it turned out to be a dream... 

Written on 10th December 2022 ...

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I believe...
I see...
I think...
I feel...
Therefore I am. I am. I am.
Flesh & blood. Bone & hair.
My words aren't mixing, aren't rhyming, aren't anything.
Failed attempts to s-p-e-a-k.
Each letter is blotchy & black.
My mouth is filled with Rorschach tests.
Can you find the hidden meaning? Do you see a giraffe or brains blown against 
the wall?
"I thought I knew", she said with a faint smile.
"Oh honey you never knew..."...

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When someone doesn't know you like you thought they did
All they do is act out like a kid

Truth starts to decease
Lies spread like disease

No matter how bad it gets botched
All you can do is watch

Be true and try
Don't be blue
Soon or later they were going to turn on you
Real ones never leave your side
They're there for you, not the ride
All the others can kiss your behind
All started with one person having too much pride....

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Ecosystems are being strained
We stand alone as the culprit
Every night when I have prayed
I wake up and see they've botched it

In less than a year from now
It will reach the Atlantic
Dolphins, crabs and the sea foul
Will die before we panic

These black tides will devour
Killing pristine mating ground
Poison our shores every hour
Shutting our blue oceans down

Finger pointing will continue
Cleanups impossible, they say
Humanity's  innuendo
Is riding on the tides today...

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