Tom Cunningham Poet Limerick

If Only Dreams Came True

Putins botched invasion is going south 
I think NATO should give him a way out 
Chocolates stuffed with TNT
And then set off remotely 
As he stuffs them in his fat evil mouth... 

Be music to our ears to hear him scream
But sometimes in life things aren't what they seem
I came to with loud beeping 
Was woken from my sleeping 
And sadly it turned out to be a dream... 

Written on 10th December 2022 

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Duke Beaufort April 1, 2024 at 7:16 AM Tom, I certainly agree that the world would be a better place without evildoers. He would do a lot better getting the Russian people to make things people want rather than destroying a neighbor and assassinating opponents. They should be able to make something good besides vodka. Tom Cunningham April 1, 2024 at 12:10 PM Thank you very much Duke, he's the antichrist for sure, the man is pure evil, I feel sorry for the innocent Russians who oppose him but to do so would mean death. I hope the west continues the support for as long is necessary. Tom

Panagiota Romios November 5, 2023 at 11:12 AM I see you a Putin fan…Hardly. One of the best limericks I ever read, Tom, Fave and marked as such, Pangir xx Tom Cunningham November 5, 2023 at 11:45 AM Thank you very much Pangie, I emailed you recently, I hope you are keeping well. Tom

Joseph May July 11, 2023 at 5:22 AM Chocolates filled with TNT suits Putin just fine, Nice Lim Tom Tom Cunningham July 11, 2023 at 2:14 PM Thanks Joseph, one thing for sure that evil war criminal wouldn't be missed. Tom

Line Gauthier December 15, 2022 at 5:42 AM It's disheartening to witness pure evil at work, the worst of mankind ~ Tom Cunningham December 15, 2022 at 7:19 AM Thank you Line, I honestly don't know how that poor excuse of a man can sleep at night. Tom

Gershon Wolf December 13, 2022 at 7:57 PM Interesting... Somehow I think that when Mr. E for Evil finally goes, it'll be with a whimper and not with a bang. No joy in any of this. ~ Gershon Tom Cunningham December 15, 2022 at 7:19 AM Thank you Gershon, the world would be a better place without him in it. Thousands have died because of him. Tom

I Am Anaya December 12, 2022 at 5:54 PM Tom~ How many ways can you get rid of Putin? Let me count your ways. Lol Tom Cunningham December 13, 2022 at 11:30 PM Lol, thanks Anaya, I hear you've opened a Steak House in Soup Creek. I Like mine well done. Tom

Sally Eslinger December 12, 2022 at 4:02 PM Cheers! Cheers! Concise! Succinct! Musical! Now, now, Tom, pray for the enemy! Wellllll, pray to fix his morality with chocolate covered snakes in the AmazonHX? Hmmmmmmmm

Valsa George December 11, 2022 at 8:39 PM We will be excited and happy when we see something joyful happening.... but equally disappointed to know that after all it was just a dream. How we wish that fool changes his mind or meets with his end. Tom Cunningham December 12, 2022 at 12:09 AM Thank you very much Valsa, he's caused thousands of deaths and uses his own troops as canon fodder, can't believe humanity let's him get away with it. Tom

Victor Buhagiar December 11, 2022 at 12:22 PM Can dreams come true? Who knows? Tom Cunningham December 11, 2022 at 12:44 PM Thank you Victor, be great if this one did. Tom

Jenna Logan December 11, 2022 at 5:55 AM "If only...." Two little words that could've changed so many lives. If only your dream was reality, how many innocent lives would've been spared? I think i feel another Putin bash poem rising in my thoughts. I heard he's having surgery. Know any anesthesiologists who can be bribed in Russia? Tom Cunningham December 11, 2022 at 7:39 AM Lol, don't think you'd have trouble raising a good healthy fee for someone to take that scum out. There could be things going on behind the scenes that we won't hear about for many years. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis December 11, 2022 at 2:36 AM If only it were not a dream but a reality, Happy would be the entire humanity, my dearest friend, Tom. Wonderfully written but ecstatic would be if only your dream came true! Let us pray, his body soon to decay. Blessings. Tom Cunningham December 11, 2022 at 4:19 AM Thank you Demetrios, he's responsible for thousands of unessessary deaths, how does he sleep at night. Tom

John Watt December 10, 2022 at 9:11 PM There will be widespread rejoicing when the monster is no more. Was sorry to see Kane, Pickford, and all your lads lose to France today. Such a disappointment. Hope all is well ~ John Tom Cunningham December 10, 2022 at 11:10 PM Thank you very much John, for sure, he's a disgrace to humanity. It was a tough game and England gave it her best shot, France seemed to have the edge. All good here and I hope you are too. Tom

Robert Gorelick December 10, 2022 at 7:39 PM That chocolate was dynamite. Sweet dreams! Lol Robert Tom Cunningham December 10, 2022 at 11:06 PM Lol it sure was Robert, if only dreams came true. Tom

Anselmo Boles December 10, 2022 at 6:33 PM Tom, a dream well worth sleeping for! There was a bit of humanity there, until the; "chocolate stuffed TNT". KABOOM!!!! A real "EXPLOSIVE write, if I may say so. LOL...ab

Sotto Poet December 10, 2022 at 6:31 PM Tom, I can't believe that was really just a dream! Putin inspires some very dastardly plotting on my part, but alas, he persists. You were right to give him the fate you envisioned in your dream. Maintain the current level of exertion. Tom Cunningham December 10, 2022 at 11:05 PM Thank you very much Lasaad, he must be the most hated man on the planet and he will face justice either in this world or the next. Tom

Vijay Pandit December 10, 2022 at 4:59 PM He deserves what your dream called for. Keep up the pressure Tom. Tom Cunningham December 10, 2022 at 11:04 PM Thank you Vijay, will be a great day for celebrations when he's gone. Tom

Speaks Volumes December 10, 2022 at 12:42 PM Oh Tom, you are such a mild mannered gentle man. kindness and sweetness cocoons you, an nary a bad thought enters your mind ! Oh wait ! THlS is Tom Cunningham, he is the one dreaming of blowing people up with chocolates !!! Do l have the wrong Tom? Well its a darn GOOD poem anyway !! Tom Cunningham December 10, 2022 at 1:09 PM Lol thank you Wendy, if he was even slightly human I may have thought differently. A raving physchopath whose hands are dripping with blood. Tom

L Milton Hankins December 10, 2022 at 11:25 AM Oh, I couldn't agree more, Tom. Too bad it was only a dream! When I think about Putin, I come up with some wicked schemes, but he's still there! Tom Cunningham December 10, 2022 at 11:41 AM Thank you Milton, you're not alone in your thoughts but we can be forgiven for them because that dog is pure evil and deserves a painful death. Tom

Ann Peck December 10, 2022 at 11:25 AM A wonderful dream, though Tom. Tom Cunningham December 10, 2022 at 11:37 AM Thank you Ann, one day he'll answer for his crimes. Tom