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Short Boonies Poems

Short Boonies Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Boonies by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Boonies by length and keyword.


Premium Member Upon My Two Knees
Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....

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Categories: boonies, death, funeral, funny, humor, murder, religion, silly,
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member rabbit hash in boone county
small town in boonies 
nestled by busy river 
hash is full of cash 



*"rabbit hash is full of cash" is there actual motto. This hidden gem has been a general store in Kentucky since 1831....

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Categories: boonies, tribute,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Big Boomers
Once knew a lad from the boonies Could really belt out some sad tunies Made Elly May cry Big tears from her eyes Could also fart in tune with big boomies © Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories: boonies, funny,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things