Short Boob Tube Poems
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She ponders the late evening paper
looking for some reason to smile,
but its only a caper
that catches her eye, while
even the funnies
are too boring.
Its boob tube
snoring
time.
Categories:
boob tube, funny
Form:
Nonet
You should never watch the six o'clock news
Nothing happy there, just more singing the blues
Bout who's threatening who
Or a mass killing or two
Just sit back and watch reruns, your honey and you
Categories:
boob tube, scary,
Form:
Limerick
You should never watch the six o'clock news
Nothing happy there, just more singing the blues
Bout who's threatening who
Or a mass killing or two
Just sit back and watch reruns, your honey and you
Categories:
boob tube, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
You should never watch the six o'clock news
Nothing happy there, just more singing the blues
Bout who's threatening who
Or a mass killing or two
Just sit back and watch reruns, your honey and you
Categories:
boob tube, love,
Form:
Limerick
watching the boob tube
not a waste of time
PBS is good
got me through grade school
use to watch Hunter
Virginia
on Friday nights
the step daughters
loved their Baywatch
eighty-six
world series
eyes were glued
Red Sox
they lost
shucks
Categories:
boob tube, baseball, family, nostalgia,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
reality check please
our reality
stuck within the matrix or...
watching the boob tube
5/7/5-senryu
Oct.25.2018
Haiku-Senryu- Writing Challenge
Sponsored by: Dear Heart
a.k.a. Broken Wings
Placed 3'rd [4'th of 6]
Categories:
boob tube, humanity, senses, sleep,
Form:
Senryu
Higgledy-Piggledy Pop;
Make the madness stop.
Empty your bladder,
On the boob tube blabber.
Yackity Yak, Yackity Yak,
Our sanity is under attack.
Spin, Spin, Spin, the thing;
The world defined by the southpaw wing.
Chapter VI explained it all;
60 million died at that ball;
Higgledy-Piggledy Pop;
The madness needs to stop.
Categories:
boob tube, conflict, corruption, hate, power, truth,
Form:
Couplet
My TV quit today
God saw fit to take it away
Big ol ice storm came along
Knocked that boob tube
Off his throne.
Cable company doesn't care
They think I can just sit and stare
At a blank screen with no sound.
People I'm not kidd'n round
My way of life has run aground.
No TV Land no Disney too
No Food Network with all the food.
People won't you hear my plea
Give my TV back to me.
Categories:
boob tube, funny
Form:
Rhyme