Short Bonked Poems

whispers went all around the church
Chet got sheep faced again last night
and was found serenading another chick
his wife bonked him on the head on her way out...

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Jaro was a killer
He bonked me on the head
He laughed and laughed
"You're dead, you're dead!"
Is what the killer Jaro said.

But I jumped up and kicked his crotch
That knocked him down a knotch
"You're daft! You're daft!"
Said I, said I, the woolly caterpillar....

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At the front row gain a flag off,
as compared to them in the back.

So the life underdogged,
starting by the rulers.

Zig zagging through a bulk of them,
maneuvered without wings.

I’m gonna bonk at 15 miles.
So life is bonked, trying suck all of the drops.
Gotta slow down as life rotes.

The pace slaps in head, hallucinate the finish line.
As life dreams of the dead, when the gold is ironed....

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Goblins grabbed me up in light of day
I was so surprised I yelled out “hey!”
Shut up one said.
Bonked me on the head.
So I bit him where the sun don’t stray.

He dropped me swiftly and right away
I figured there might be hell to pay.
Condor picked me up.
I felt like a pup.
He dropped me in San Francisco Bay

But here I was not destined to stay
Guy on a sailboat shouted “May Day!”
He fished me out
With a merry shout
A poltergeist snatched me; it is not my day!...

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"Pain is such a nuisance," it may have been said.
However, don't you see?
If Sir Isaac Newton had not have bonked his head,
We would have never discovered gravity,
And the same goes for memories.
Memories make us who we are inside.
Deep down, they make us strong or scared.
If you take every bothering step in stride,
You are bound to be snared.
Do not regret your pain,
That is not what I am saying.
We grow from our experiences,
So that, they may not be experienced again....

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