Short Better Luck Next Time Poems

Thanks for trying, but...

          I see it coming for miles ~

better luck next time!



Date written: 04/01/2020...

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Procrastination 
Government Shutdown Thoughts
Miracle Man
September 20, 2023

Many times problems only warrant serious attention,
when the finish line banner is in sight.
And generally it reads,
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!
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Hello New Year
I heard you'd be comin soon
At midnight I waited 
Standing under the sparkles and gleamers of hope
Counting down the mistakes of 2011 
Counting up the calories of a resolution
Better luck next time 2013
Here's to you weight watchers
I guess I didn't do so good just watching...

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Lationshippers blues

relationships the ebb n flow,
are they the one, its hard to know,
some never let, true feelings show,
the end result regret,
another game n set,
busted heart throb throes,
like a punch in the bloody nose,
better luck next time ol Mose,
catchem shiela if m let....

thanks Russell Siveys :Finding reality"

Don...

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Sylvester was about to abduct Tweety
But Gran pinched his cheeks and called him sweety.
She put him on her lap, he reluctantly purred
While he kept his beady eyes on that yellow bird.
He leapt from her lap as she started to snooze.
"Now's my moment! How could I lose?"
But he disrupted Grans sleep when his face hit the mat.
Tweety exclaimed, "I saw a naughty cat!"


Written 31st August 2021...

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I wear the cords around my neck like jewelry.

I cry my tears as if I could drain the whole sea.

Mommy will be terrified by what she’s about to see, While dad falls to his knees, ready to plead.

Sorry, Mom

Sorry, Dad

Who knew a lottery ticket could buy you a lifetime payment?

Xin loi me,

Xin loi cha,

For spoiling the seed buried inside me.

Better luck next time— At least now, I’m free....

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We are very sorry to report to you
that your particular maze has been constructed with a fatal flaw
and is actually lacking a center  
So you will unfortunately not have the opportunity in this lifetime 
to experience the sense of success and accomplishment that others 
with perfectly created mazes will experience
We hope this does not cause you too much undue distress confusion and pain
Better luck next time !
NEXT!...

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