Short Aspirins Poems

When I get a headache I take two aspirins
and also keep away from children,
just like it states on the bottle's directions....

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Man tells doc, ”Broke my arm in more than one place"
Doc tells him not to go to those places in future in that case
"You don't understand
Help I demand"
Doc says "I'll prescribe aspirins” and from the office, was chased...

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Man tells doc, ”Broke my arm in more than one place"
Doc tells him don't go to those places in the future in that case
"You don't understand
Help I demand"
Doc says "I'll prescribe aspirins” and from his office, was chased...

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With a headache I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children
Like it tells me on the bottle gonna write them and thank them a million
That's really great advise
Don't have to tell me twice
I'm as far away from the kids without causing suspicion...

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I'm so old that when a couple of random body parts fall off
It's not a reason to call Emergency unless it's accompanied by a cough
The doc spent four minutes with me
Said to take two aspirins and we'll see
Spent four minutes sent a whopping bill which was covered by the law...

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A little bug climbed in beside me last night
He decided to snuggle close and tight 
I woke up in the morning not feeling so right
Sneezing and coughing i was a god awful sight
One minute i am cold the next i am hot 
I know its more than a cold i have got
My eyes are all weepy it hurts to look at the light
I feel sicker than a dog and that really bites
I called the Doctor and the Doctor said 
Take two aspirins and kick the bugs out of your bed...

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