Short Arses Poems
Short Arses Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Arses by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Arses by length and keyword.
Bloopers
Yes, we can all do things so dumb,
Then laugh and turn into fun,
Like sitting on our glasses,
With our elderly fat arses,
Making calls on the TV remote,
Try using the phone! Don't gloat,
You'll all do bloopers too,
Aging disgracefully, me and you!...
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Categories:
arses, giggle, grandfather, old,
Form:
Free verse
Criminal
She smiled at me and asked me
“Can you spare some time
We’d like your true opinion
On criminals, and crime”
She asked me lots of questions
About the criminal classes
I told her what I thought
And how I’d kick their arses
I told her that I reckoned
These people were a curse
Then when she wasn’t looking
I ran off with her purse
© John W Fenn 03-01-2009...
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Categories:
arses, funnyme,
Form:
Light Verse