Short Apologized Poems

It 
Was a
Sorry boy
With downward glance
Who apologized
To me today.
Acceptance
And love
Helped...

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Grabbed hold of Wildebeest’s tail
Punctured it on a rusty nail
Big loud tetanus shot
Apologized through the mail
Afraid of beast by his wail
He was pretty hot...

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After We Already Realized

After we already  have analyzed,
A deliberate lie we then realized;
Then addressed;
Were depressed;
Did require that they apologized....

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Mediterranean honeymoon
they rented a small boat
her groom apologized for its size
she cared not, only that they were together
in the most romantic turquoise waters in the world...

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Santa was embarrassed I kind of think
Because of a bleach mishap, his suit was pink.
Mrs. Claus apologized, up and down her sink.
But in the end, I think he looked darling in pink....

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Trump Never Apologized

While watching Television, we realized,
President Trump never had apologized;
A loose tool;
Us did fool;
Feelings he camoflagued and disguised.

Jim Horn...

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Missing In Action


My feelings and emotions for her once soared high like a bird,
until she lied to my heart for entertainment with her actions,
and apologized with a word.




W...

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I have apologized
To God
For having shaped him so
Maybe it was an orchard 
I wished for 
Long ago
If only my soul 
Could be ever 
Un-grown
Oh Love 
The only Commandment
I have known...

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Visited a psychiatrist, proved to be a strain
She apologized, she couldn't find my brain
Told her to keep searching
I can hear some chirping
Also noticed the chirping was extremely profane...

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Had my very first bashing but on another site
My lim wasn't appreciated, apologized for my slight
Perhaps a bit uptight
Maybe just had a fight
My record's blemished till they turn out my lights...

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There once was a man who had a big nose,
wherever he goes, the nose- he blows,
drank some whiskey in a shot,
blew some snot onto a tiny tot,
and apologized with poetry instead of prose!
 

 Copyright McCuen 2009...

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Visited a psychiatrist, proved to be quite a strain
Searched but apologized she couldn't find my brain
Told her to keep searching
I can hear some chirping
Also noticed the chirping was extremely profane...

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There once a man who had a big nose,
wherever he goes, the nose- he blows;
drank some whiskey in a glass shot,
then dripped some snot onto a tiny tot,
and apologized with poetry instead of prose!


Copyright McCuen 2009...

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A man once pondered, “Is rough sex dirty?”
Replied “Only if it's done right”, his eyes quite blurry
Voice trembling and shaking
During this joyous undertaking
Apologized for his words which came out quite slurry...

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She was a mean one
We had her number
I tried to change her
But she got meaner 
I apologized

She had no friends
Her pets all died
Did she feed them?
Unknown to us

Relative
Not so close
Died alone

two weeks 
ago

sad...

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Woody Allen once pondered, “Is rough sex dirty?”
Replied “Only if it's done right”, his eyes quite blurry
Voice trembling and shaking
During this joyous undertaking
Apologized for his words which came out quite slurry...

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Apologies.
Mean nothing
If you don't mean them

But
At least
They're said

You
Have never
Apologized to me

Do 
You think
You can do no wrong

Believe 
Me when I say
That you can 

You 
Have never said
Two tiny words

Apologies....

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Missing In Action


My feelings and emotions for her once soared high like a bird,
until she lied to my heart for entertainment with her actions,
and apologized with a word.




                                                                           W... Truth...

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they knew to keep the romance alive
said “I love you” every day and many times
put their partner’s needs first
apologized if they accidentally hurt each other
this loving couple enjoyed sixty-two years together
their secret? The intentionally fell in love again every single year...

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the only time he called her
was when the songs were old and the bottle
of Bourbon was new.

he always missed her deeply,
he even apologized for breaking
her jaw.

now,he has a son who hates him
and a ex wife who has moved on.

all the songs are gone
and the Bourbon is empty....

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My brains went for a walk last Tuesday
I knew this when my temper spiked up high
My mouth began screaming mean things
For no reason, that the rest of my body could fathom
Pardon me, I apologized to my friends. My brains are gone.
But theirs had left too, and they were now shouting back....

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He bellied up to the bar
All cuddly-wuddly thought the barkeep
He ignored the pup
The pup began to whine
I cannot serve you! The barkeep said
You are a baby
The puppy showed him ID
It said he was twenty-six years old
Sorry, the barkeep apologized.
Afterall, it was his picture
I’d like a pint the puppy barked....

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She spoke to me of her passion
And I watched her face as it brightened
As she spoke, she had a sudden recall
And apologized for speaking at all
Because someone had told her she wasn't enough
The flame inside her eyes was snuffed
She has been told to keep her words at bay
People aren't born sad, we make them that way...

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A mean ugly rumor was started about Santa Claus
It zoomed around the world with nary a pause
Gossips added to it, making it worse and worse
When Mrs. Claus heard it, she took out her purse

She recorded people and followed the rumor back
To a disgraced elf who was hiding in Santa’s sack
He was ashamed, when he met her kindly eyes
Horribly embarrassed, he soon apologized....

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Uncle Jack decided to surprise me at school
Wore his new Halloween costume
Of himself being caged and carried by a gorilla
He thought I would laugh.
I followed the lead of the other kindergarteners.
We screamed and clutched each other in terror.
The teacher could not calm us down.
Uncle Jack apologized over and over.
I thought it was terrific!
Kindergarten had never been this fun!...

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