About Cat Burglaries

This is a mission statement
About some known absurdities 
I am calling for a placement
Of protection from cat burglaries!

This is not a victimless crime
As any cat owner will attest
Cat owners love their cats so much
When taken there should be an arrest!

What's that you say? Oh, I see that's
A problem of a different kind!
It's not actually about cats
Oh well, I guess then never mind!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Allison Avatar
April 12, 2018 at 3:57 PM
fabulous poem Pat and gee that pic would scare me lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Adams Avatar
April 12, 2018 at 4:11 PM
Yeah, I'll bet nobody ever burgl...burglerye...bu..80(....I'll bet nobody ever took him/her!!!!!......................80)
Faulkner Avatar
April 12, 2018 at 2:14 PM
I have a cat and would demand an arrest if she were taken! Once again, thanks for the grin-
Adams Avatar
April 12, 2018 at 3:56 PM
Amazing how animals can become part of the family! We have Pixie a Poodle who we adore! Glad you liked my little rambling..................Patrick
Gauthier Avatar
April 11, 2018 at 9:10 PM
Cute, Pat. Well done again.
Adams Avatar
April 12, 2018 at 7:29 AM
Thanks for commenting Line! Have a good one!!.....80)
Hoffman Avatar
April 11, 2018 at 7:17 PM
Lol, this is a funny clever one Pat!~Che :)
Adams Avatar
April 12, 2018 at 7:28 AM
Thank you Cheryl. Hope you have a nice day!!......pat
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