Short Humor Poems
Short Humor Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Humor by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Humor by length and keyword.
you won't look tan
have lotion on hands
as lay for this task
on park gress
you don't have to run
just
LAYING IN PARK SUN
Here is my inspiration.
There is the toilet.
Plop.
Flush.
Gurgle.
“DAMMIT!”
as basements flooded
they gazed upon the structure
damning the beavers
John G. Lawless
4/10/2015
Elizabeth Montgomery-Bewitched
Bewitched
Got hitched
Written: 7/7/15
Theresa Marie
Judy Konos Footle contest
Tie one on
Yesterday I went to port
Today I'm going to court
I'm just a sad sailor
And I'm in jail
That's all I know
It's said that the poet Shelley
Lived over a Brooklyn Deli
In that abode
He penned his Ode
To Peanut Butter and Jelly
A boy called Charlie Oats
Has feet as big as boats
But he’s no fool
When he goes to school
He doesn’t walk, he floats
REHEARSAL
Knees bent in plié
Pink chiffon twirls in chaîne
Shoe lost in dismay.
-by Edlynn Nau
©April 19, 2019
Here lies Paddy, as usual impeccably dressed
Let us all hope St Peter is suitably impressed
4/14/19
ocean waves rush in
like rambunctious preschoolers
at morning recess
eager to entertain you
in goofy games of pretend
sometimes writing is like
climbing a steep hill,
reaching the top
is a lofty dream,
each step requires
good kneecaps
Bheed me kyu chale jaaye
Bakriyo ki jaat thodi hai
Sab bakre ban gaye hai
Hum wo jamaat thodi hai
~adilshahbadegha
Me loves dem ramen noodles
They's better, better, better
And if I dump them on my head
They'll make my wetness wetter.
Old Uncle Jack while sampling the fine cooking of his still,
Was knocked out cold by the cast iron skillet of Aunt Jill.
baubel fist clowny wiggle
rhyming tune silly jiggle
oppositional
suppositional
merry fool make us giggle.
What goes up
must come down
But can it go back up again?
Hope so, when --
your jaw drops, my friend
The country's gone to pot
Our politics is rot
The climate is too hot
United we are not
PLAY BALL!
A woman decides to bare
All her goods, she didn't dare
She was ridicule
Because she was nude
She actually didn't care
To goat or not
to goat as the
Cosmic universe states a choice
Ball busters
everywhere
Searching for their voice
.
someone call
a medic
popeye
slipped in the
tub
They say great leaders are not born, but made ~
With no manufacturer’s warranty, who drinks the lemonade
Chip Friends
Long ago my chip friends had
abandoned me. My inborn muteness is
highly offensive, but
legendary.
Jumpers
My cotton jumpers spend
their spare time decreasing the rate of
chemical reactions they won’t
divulge.
Climb the highest mountain peaks
- bird's eye view drone
Time has its back to me
I've never ever seen its face
So since it won't acknowledge me
I won't give it the time of day