Ignorance, Shoddy Goods and Poor Service
Never accept shoddy goods or poor service, you have consumer rights, if they don't address your concerns, contact their chairman.
Quote by poet
When I was growing up my dear mother often said to me
Always speak when spoken to and be courteous as can be
So, it riles me when folks are ignorant and couldn't give a
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Categories:
shoddy, culture, happy, how i
Form: Rhyme
shoddy slipshod shabby sloppy sleazy words
the writer’s words were shoddy
slipshod, shabby, sloppy, sleazy
but many readers liked his style
his work was elevated by his followers
who bought everything that he wrote
enjoying it, because they understood it
not connoisseurs of literature,
but appreciators of familiar, ordinary, common text
with uncomplicated characters and familiar plots
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Categories:
shoddy, word play,
Form: Alliteration
Seaside Slit- But a Bit Shoddy
"Seaside S*ut- But A Bit Shoddy"
There once was a woman named Dottie,
Who's X rated body was so bawdy.
She was so f***ing grand,
Butt from PoetrySoup she was banned;
Even though every woman and man drooled,
"Lawdy! Lawdy!!!
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Categories:
shoddy, political,
Form: Limerick
Trump Shoddy and Ungodly
Shoddy and Ungodly
He seemed so shoddy
What he did was ungodly
Damaged bodily.
(And mentally as well.)
Was an involver;
For a sure problem solver,
Needs a revolver.
Commit suicide
For many times he has lied
And instantly died.
Jim Horn
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Categories:
shoddy, humorous,
Form: Haiku
Shoddy and Ungodly
Shoddy and Ungodly
He seemed so shoddy
What he did was ungodly
Damaged bodily.
(And mentally as well.)
Was an involver;
For a sure problem solver,
Needs a revolver.
Commit suicide
For many times he has lied
And instantly died.
Jim Horn
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Categories:
shoddy, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Haiku
Shoddy Bandaids and Complex Metaphors
Hey kids I'm going to make a quick trip to the store,
We're all out of bandaids again and we desperately need more,
For my wounds are bleeding profusely after the last set tore,
All have been exposed from my orphaned childhood to after the second war,
Is this death by a thousand cuts I'm not keeping score,
I could've
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Categories:
shoddy, america,
Form: Rhyme
The Shoddy Yellow Ribbon
The Shoddy Yellow Ribbon
A little yellow ribbon
Tied by a little girl
She thought about every movement
Everything had to be perfect
How many times did she start?
Did she cry when she made a mistake?
It doesn’t matter what that 5 year old girl gave me
It could be a Rolex or a clay statue
It doesn’t matter
That shoddy yellow ribbon
The one
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Categories:
shoddy, childhood, love, yellow,
Form: Free verse