Funny Sheep Poems

He was the weird one, the odd one, the one the family laughed about.
He heard them laughing, and it hurt when he was a boy.
By...

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Sixty eight sheep dancing on my head
Wandering across my face, declaring me quite dead.
Sure they are little but mighty you see
They are fleecy and funny...

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Baa Baa Black Sheep

Corruption was pretty heavy
The wool market well controlled
Black sheep was a union contributor
That's the story, or so I am told

One bale was...

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Trying to fall asleep in Spring,
I found the trick of counting sheep,
Grazing in flocks and wandering,
Could not succeed in bringing sleep,

Following one another too,
Bleating meanwhile,...

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Good King Wenceslas again
On the feast of Stephen
Saw the snow spread white and plain
Deep and crisp and even.
Afar a snowy hump in sight
Attracted his attention
Could...

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It's 4:30am and I can't sleep,
the sheep leap and lay in a heap,
told me they're tired and got shut eye,
even my own mind has shunned...

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"Fattening up time" the wall calendar read
which meant only one thing to old farmer Ted

Christmas was coming and there's money to be made
you see the bigger...

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Brave Texas woman rides horse after Mary’s white sheep. 
Sheep taken while girls watch hanky-panky movie. 
Cross River finds green field empty.
Minny Mouse gives dozen...

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BLACK SHEEP

               Black sheep peeps pushing bush beside deep pool,
 ...

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One sheep, two sheep, 
Three sheep, four, 
These sleepless nights, 
Oh hell here's some more,
It's one in the morning, 
I'm still counting sheep, 
Hoping that...

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my little black sheep was a heap of wool

hes a black sheep
that what he told me as he wept 
those elephant tears
those were funny my...

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The sheep in the nearby pasture
Heard what the cows had done
In the building of their rocket ship
And they too wanted one

A few of them shaved...

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Was there something of an issue there,
With a wondering sheep being lost, 
Just at that time when the shepherds, 
Were on the way to rejoice...

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Winter is a coming in upon this Christmastide
And snowflakes fall on field and fell across the countryside
To cover brown and green, they spread their one...

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Who is that ambling up the lane
With woolly wherewithal?
Few would bother to explain
An aimless animal.
But that's no common woolmonkey
Seeking out the truth
Deductions elementary:
It's Sherlock Sheep,...

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