Shaved Till 62
Believe it or not I STOPPED shaving in 1962
My beard should be down to the floor
Well that's not exactly correct
Trim every couple of months or so
To attract the ladies and boy did that work
Can't keep them away with a weapon
Played 5-string banjo in a folk group in '62
Recorded an album and appeared on TV
So
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Categories:
shaved, music,
Form: Rhyme
Mine Shaved Spindle Shanks Indistinguishable From Plucked Chicken
I suddenly became aware
(although rooted motive not clear)
avoiding self castration ere
yours truly back during
forty three plus summers ago
(do the math and figure out what year)
long haired pencil necked geek
applied dull razor
to remove, (albeit temporarily) hair
covering these skinny legs.
The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft humorous poem to glow
nsync with the
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Categories:
shaved, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Categories:
shaved, muse,
Form: I do not know?
A Shaved Slice of Time
A Shaved Slice of Time
It was an act of love when I reached for your hand, knowing instinctively it was not going to be there as you had always promised. It was in that singular moment, composed of a shaved slice of time, when I knew everything had changed.
I still remember your smile, your throaty
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Categories:
shaved, death, emotions, loneliness, loss,
Form: Narrative
I Haven'T Shaved My Legs
The first, second, third time we met
it was there.
Some indescribable need, at least on my part.
We learned interesting things
about one another
and laughed, scowled, tutted
in the process.
And finally, finally, among friends
we realised
that we were more beautiful together
as we talked about poetry and literature
while the rest talked nonsense
fuelled by alcohol.
We spoke as though no one was more interesting
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Categories:
shaved, lust, women, , literature,
Form: Free verse
Monk's Shaved Pate
Monk's shaved pate
thick pelt around edge
leans over book
leans over book above river
reciting lines, reading scriptures, preparing
first for his personal salvation, then
for those of other men.
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Categories:
shaved, art, earth, girl, passion,
Form: Verse
I Shaved My Balls Today
I shaved my balls today!
By balls I mean a beautiful girl
By shaved I mean saw.
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Categories:
shaved, love,
Form: Free verse
Shaved Ice
It is like a rainbow in ice.
Its sweet flavors taste so nice
There is lemon, lime, orange, and cherry.
Along comes grape, pineapple, and raspberry.
This frosty treat is an oriental specialty.
What a nice treat on any kind of day.
Come try some shaved ice today.
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Categories:
shaved, food
Form: Rhyme
Beard (Shaved)
There once was a man with a beard.
That people thought was extremely weird.
He shaved it away
On a bright sunny day.
And now he's tremendously feared.
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Categories:
shaved, funny
Form: Limerick