Humorous Sexy Poems

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                   jane
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SEX EDUCATION

A schoolboy called Timothy Leary
Found sex education quite dreary
He thought it would be
More exciting you see
But they only covered the theory

14th May 2023
Funny, Bawdy...

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Have you seen the sexy carrots dance?
The what carrots?
The sexy carrots?
I don’t think so.
Then you haven’t.
How do you know?
You would have remembered.
They are something to...

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Bob was groping, he said, for his watch.
His recovery skills weren’t top-notch.
His young date slapped his hands
and made stop-search demands:
“I’m quite sure it’s nowhere near...

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Sexy bloomers for my taunting body 
some days I get flashy 
some days I get sassy 
some days I drive naked, in my Audi

May 5...

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She said I love men of racial renown
and madly lust after dark, white and brown.
  I told her though Caucasian
   from the...

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Dave's nuts 'bout his girlfriend, Sandra McSpark
She doesn't bite much, but Man! - Can she bark!
   She's got the sexiest growls
  ...

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Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem



Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch

At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...

But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where...

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Volkswagen- the word we use to stop
Whatever role we play in mid hop-
Was picked because there is no toy,
Position, costume, knot, or ploy
In a lifetime...

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Alice! (Alice-alice-alice) 
walking through the door-oh
Alice! (Alice-alice-alice) 
something of a whore-oh!...

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Her last name was Agra, I saw on the bar
              My nerves...

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After  peerless love,
                 efface fire of passion,
 ...

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She was known as Amelia Airho
          Air hostess premier on the go
Many men she took to...

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Oh, how I long to touch you
                  ...

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There once was a girl called “Sea Alice”
             She lived on her boat,...

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