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Kelp Seaworthy Reports

Pro-Chore Wrestling Series and Extrudeur Pro Products
have hammered out a deal to
have the Pro-Chore Champion
go on tour with there company while they
conveince american homesteaders
to unionize and buy there Products.
They have partnered using Pro wrestling
to speak to the masses about the new
 cotton powered batteries and wind turbine
that will revolutionize the world.
the CEO wishes to get

Categories: seaworthy, business, music,
Form: Ballade

Kelp Seaworthy Reports

Due to the Contractual Dispute
We cannot show the happens
In agreement with the nine
Companies involved.
It happen one night in Brazil 
Allianz Parque.
The Pro World Championship titlist
( The $$@$$$ world champion)
                   Verses
The South Asia Pro Wrestling Leagues
Titlist.
($&$@$$-#$$@$$$ World's Champion

Neither

Categories: seaworthy, culture, engagement, fantasy, film,
Form: Bio

Kelp Seaworthy Reports

Due to the Contractual Dispute
We cannot show the happens
In agreement with the nine
Companies involved.
It happen one night in Brazil 
Allianz Parque.
The Pro World Championship titlist
( The $$@$$$ world champion)
                   Verses
The South Asia Pro Wrestling Leagues
Titlist.
($&$@$$-#$$@$$$ World's Champion

Neither

Categories: seaworthy, encouraging, engagement, fantasy, film,
Form: Bio

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Kelp Seaworthy Reports

Before the mainevent
A fella from Canada 
The All Aisain World's
Champion hoped to
Unify his title against
the German All pro
Champ. Both men
Wrestled 45 mens
To a draw. After the
Bell the referee with
Advice from members
Of the championship
Committee, awarded
The All Asian Champion
The bout, due to the
Referees three count
At the last seconds of
The match.
But in the mainevent both represent Ives were

Categories: seaworthy, encouraging, engagement, fantasy, film,
Form: Bio

Kelp Seaworthy Reports

Due to the Contractual Dispute
We cannot show the happens
In agreement with the nine
Companies involved.
It happen one night in Brazil 
Allianz Parque.
The Pro World Championship titlist
( The $$@$$$ world champion)
                   Verses
The South Asia Pro Wrestling Leagues
Titlist.
($&$@$$-#$$@$$$ World's Champion

Neither

Categories: seaworthy, encouraging, engagement, fantasy, film,
Form: Bio

From the Desk of Kelp Seaworthy

Rosco Adagio, aka for the Cross Promotional
event that was secretly planned to get
rid of reporter hype and fakenews.
Dance floor records was named the
 place for the secet meetings.
Due to the lack of cooperation between
several minor league promotions: meaning
their unwillingness to unite and promote matches together
to up there numbers and gain more media
attention, several larger promotions
started

Categories: seaworthy, business, culture,
Form: Ballade

Kelps Report

Nussar " BigKnuckle" Dander, "Godbout" Lovell Moody
and "Oklahoma Cowboy" verses "Chef" Gussal Van  Galloure
," The Goofy" Bostonain and  Kaultour Jinx  
Ended with a inverted figure four submission
When the Jinx caught Lovell Moody in his patented
Hussy Has-been. 45;44.

Ghetto Sushi and "The Best" Jess Correa beat Union Garcia
Amble and Aston Garcia in a Kangaroo

Categories: seaworthy, clothes, music, repetition, slam,
Form: Ballad

Word Got Out Bout Giggy

WHATS UP WITH THAT
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT
GIGG'Y WITH SUM ONE NEW
CAN'T TELL HIM NOTHING
AND SHE GOT STYLE TOO
GIGGY GOT A NEW THANG
AND SHOWING HER OUT
GIGGY'S GLIDING ON RED CARPETS
mRS. GIGGY'S AT THE HOUSE
OUT IN THE STREETS
WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT
GIGGY'S AND HIS NEW THANG
mRS. GIGGY'S AT THE HOUSE.
WHEN HE GET HOME
GIIGY AND NEM FUSSIN
CUSSING AND CARRING ON
THEY CUSSIN

Categories: seaworthy, culture, jobs, music, sexy,
Form: Ballad

Kelp Seaworthy Report

" Summa Lamma" Countrey Dellia  won a 
sixman " one woan brawl"
to hand the right to date
the infamous " Miss Wombahaz" Tense Tussy
he made Brinney Bassier submit using
a Castmen Crawl  ( elbow clasp)

World Champion
The big Sky" sat on a saddle
and asked his opponent to come to the ring
when his opponent came out to

Categories: seaworthy, adventure, anti bullying, celebrity,
Form: Ballad

Frills Ah Million

Missirio Mannex Milton
     " the best ever"
                 And
"The FargoCity Groove"
  Stamble Prancer

Categories: seaworthy, business, money, music, sports,
Form: Ballade

The Intro's To Kelps Seaworthy

THE INTRODUCTION TO KELP SEAWORTHY
BEGANS WITH THE RE INTRODUCTION
OF THE SOUNDS OF FRUSTRATION
EACH WORD SPEAKS
TO THE NEED OF BRINGING
CREDIBLITY BACK TO
A WORLD WERE
FLINKLE DINKLE DORKS
FLURISH.
PER- DIGGLE
DIFFLE DA- WORPER DOO!
YET THEIS DOGGLE DIFFA'S
ARE SPOKEN OF AS
THEY ARE GITTLE GOOB GAFFERS!
(LAUGHING, SMILING)
BUT WE KNOW THEY
ARE DINTLE DAGGLE DERF!
FLINKLE FLIG AH FLUFF!
SWITTLE SINTLE DIFFA DEW!
MR. KELP SEAWORTHY, MIGHT

Categories: seaworthy, business, character, integrity, music,
Form: Narrative

Seaworthy

under a  doting amber moon
beneath rolling crescent waves
the mermaid of his dreams
sways gracefully in rhythm
with his vacillating moods
capriciously oscillating
from depths to
crystal blue lagoons



AP: 2nd place 2022, Honorable Mention 2022

Submitted on December 15, 2019 for contest STRAND SPECIAL 3, ANY FORM, ANY THEME sponsored by BRIAN STRAND  -  RANKED 3RD

Originally posted on May

Categories: seaworthy, dream, emotions, fantasy, moon,
Form: Free verse

Seaworthy

Ship
Sonar
Sea captain
Sailors aboard
Search

Squall
Strike sails 
Starboard side
Swinging the lead
Swell

3/10/19

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Categories: seaworthy, ocean, sea,
Form: Lanterne