Pro-Chore Wrestling Series and Extrudeur Pro Products
have hammered out a deal to
have the Pro-Chore Champion
go on tour with there company while they
conveince american homesteaders
to unionize and buy there Products.
They have partnered using Pro wrestling
to speak to the masses about the new
cotton powered batteries and wind turbine
that will revolutionize the world.
the CEO wishes to get Homesteader
to allow corpartions
to build mini apartment buildings on medium sized farms.
buildings with small stores and greenhouses.
they would have brickmaking capiblities and other works
that Produce Product all over the world.
He said if woorst comes to worst.
They will have buildings with infrastructure that will
last well into the next century.
We'll let you Know how it turns out.
Kelp Seaworthy Reports.
Categories:
seaworthy, business, music,
Form: Ballade
Before the mainevent
A fella from Canada
The All Aisain World's
Champion hoped to
Unify his title against
the German All pro
Champ. Both men
Wrestled 45 mens
To a draw. After the
Bell the referee with
Advice from members
Of the championship
Committee, awarded
The All Asian Champion
The bout, due to the
Referees three count
At the last seconds of
The match.
But in the mainevent both represent Ives were announced
as world champions and gave a world class performance.
47:31 seconds into the bout both masked champions took
exception to being snobbed by the media and fans, and
Interfered in the bout.For ten minutes these men ruined a world class performance. Both lockerrooms cleared, and all of the interfered were escorted from ringside. The doctors found both men were able to
resume, and the match continued. Then at 55:55 of the restated match,
A man in a yellow mask with "they are me" on his tights, and
"I'm invisible on his shirt" came from under the ring. He unseen by the referee, used a chain and knocked out both grapplers. The bout ended in
A double countout!
Categories:
seaworthy, encouraging, engagement, fantasy, film,
Form: Bio
Rosco Adagio, aka for the Cross Promotional
event that was secretly planned to get
rid of reporter hype and fakenews.
Dance floor records was named the
place for the secet meetings.
Due to the lack of cooperation between
several minor league promotions: meaning
their unwillingness to unite and promote matches together
to up there numbers and gain more media
attention, several larger promotions
started turning there back to these smaller
companies urging them to
cooperate and get along. This mean forming
alliances and unting titles and communicating
before they made attempts
to talk to the bigger promotions. The term "Users"
came up talking about
one promoter who refused to do business with
other promoters in there area and even his own
brother ( also a promoter). we heard an angry
Mad Sabian say he had enough trouble finding sponsors
for some of the rag work his guys did, letting
SOO-Soo (unnamed)
get in on the action
would require an investment!
we'll let you know whats going on!
Bassoon Mandellain Report!
Categories:
seaworthy, business, culture,
Form: Ballade
Nussar " BigKnuckle" Dander, "Godbout" Lovell Moody
and "Oklahoma Cowboy" verses "Chef" Gussal Van Galloure
," The Goofy" Bostonain and Kaultour Jinx
Ended with a inverted figure four submission
When the Jinx caught Lovell Moody in his patented
Hussy Has-been. 45;44.
Ghetto Sushi and "The Best" Jess Correa beat Union Garcia
Amble and Aston Garcia in a Kangaroo four way
When Ghetto Sushi right crossed Amble and scored a pinfall
At 21:35.
"Boogalou" Bisstin Dagger beat " Deepthroat "Bassey Trifledudebvia a small cradle @ 5:45.
Morgus Bradshaw thrashed World Champion Getts Wright
Scoring a pinfall at 2:33.;the match was nontitled
It was Morgus' debut.
Chopp "Puck" Feral and Diffa Von Hessler loss in two falls to
Giant Simba in a two on one mismatch @6:00
"The Bamma" Borga Dandruff battled The Bankday Brawler to a draw in a Garment Buyout Brawl, where the loser had to donate their purse to a local charity, this caused a member of the charity group to enter the ring and attack The Ba.ma who fought ba k and became suspended from completion for 30 days.
Categories:
seaworthy, clothes, music, repetition, slam,
Form: Ballad
WHATS UP WITH THAT
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT
GIGG'Y WITH SUM ONE NEW
CAN'T TELL HIM NOTHING
AND SHE GOT STYLE TOO
GIGGY GOT A NEW THANG
AND SHOWING HER OUT
GIGGY'S GLIDING ON RED CARPETS
mRS. GIGGY'S AT THE HOUSE
OUT IN THE STREETS
WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT
GIGGY'S AND HIS NEW THANG
mRS. GIGGY'S AT THE HOUSE.
WHEN HE GET HOME
GIIGY AND NEM FUSSIN
CUSSING AND CARRING ON
THEY CUSSIN AND FUSSIN
GGGY GOT STRANGS
REEDS FOR GROOVIN
GIIGY'S WIFE
KNOWS HIS CARRIN ON
SOON GIGGY BE MOVIN
GIIGY, NEW WOMAN
GOT THICK THIGHS
AND PHAT BOOTIE
GIGGY TIRED ALL THE TIME
UPSET AND MOODY
GIGGY GET HOME
WIFE BE FUSSIN
UP ALLNIGHT FUSSIN AND CUSSIN
Categories:
seaworthy, culture, jobs, music, sexy,
Form: Ballad
THE INTRODUCTION TO KELP SEAWORTHY
BEGANS WITH THE RE INTRODUCTION
OF THE SOUNDS OF FRUSTRATION
EACH WORD SPEAKS
TO THE NEED OF BRINGING
CREDIBLITY BACK TO
A WORLD WERE
FLINKLE DINKLE DORKS
FLURISH.
PER- DIGGLE
DIFFLE DA- WORPER DOO!
YET THEIS DOGGLE DIFFA'S
ARE SPOKEN OF AS
THEY ARE GITTLE GOOB GAFFERS!
(LAUGHING, SMILING)
BUT WE KNOW THEY
ARE DINTLE DAGGLE DERF!
FLINKLE FLIG AH FLUFF!
SWITTLE SINTLE DIFFA DEW!
MR. KELP SEAWORTHY, MIGHT WE SPEAK LIKE
MIFFLE WOFA DIFF'S?
HUH? CAN WE TALK LIKE WOFA DIFF'S?
OR ARE WE GONNA, STAND OUT HERE
AND ACT LIKE
WE ARE SUM-AH LUMMA DINKS
AND MIFFLE DANK DIGGLE DEW!
MISTER: OF COURSE NOT !
Categories:
seaworthy, business, character, integrity, music,
Form: Narrative
under a doting amber moon
beneath rolling crescent waves
the mermaid of his dreams
sways gracefully in rhythm
with his vacillating moods
capriciously oscillating
from depths to
crystal blue lagoons
AP: 2nd place 2022, Honorable Mention 2022
Submitted on December 15, 2019 for contest STRAND SPECIAL 3, ANY FORM, ANY THEME sponsored by BRIAN STRAND - RANKED 3RD
Originally posted on May 17, 2019
Categories:
seaworthy, dream, emotions, fantasy, moon,
Form: Free verse
Ship
Sonar
Sea captain
Sailors aboard
Search
Squall
Strike sails
Starboard side
Swinging the lead
Swell
3/10/19
Light Up The Page 2 Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Categories:
seaworthy, ocean, sea,
Form: Lanterne