King Monkey and Scratchy Scratch
King Monkey got a kitty, so hip hip hooray!
He named her Scratchy Scratch before the next Tuesday.
She gives him tiny pats and tries to make his tummy stay.
Into a perfect bed, where her tiny head she doth lay.
Butterflies follow Scratchy Scratch around the castle deep
She does not have to cage them, they stay within the
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Categories:
scratchy, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Scratchy Bottom
Believe it or not there's a town in England
Called “Scratchy Bottom” hard to say it without tinkling
Try not to chuckle
Or try not to buckle
It's for real, those Brits are constantly winking
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Categories:
scratchy, happiness,
Form: Limerick
Scratchy Throat Ruins My Food
taste
not well
scratchy throat
ruins my buds
my sweet coffee irritates me today
my taste buds are cuckoo right now
an angry throat
has captured
and hurt
me
hey
a great
idea
oh my goodness
even mashed potatoes are not helping
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Categories:
scratchy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Tetractys
A Scratchy Spur
A Scratchy Spur
Cat's in garage completely loading cattle
With big box in a constant, consistent battle
And another view of him I just did catch
While he was going scratch, scratch, scratch.
Then after that next noise I did hear
Was eating food being around and near
This time there was a different sound
After for cat box he had been bound.
With
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Categories:
scratchy, cat,
Form: Couplet
Itchy and Scratchy
If its not on the shelf we aint got it, he said
Grinning like a sphincter
And for your embarrassing problem
That is the only tincture
It is the only ointment,
To alleviate your stress
To take away the swelling
And relieve the tenderness
I know it must be itchy, and
I know you want to scratch
But there’s nothing we can do
Until
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Categories:
scratchy, funny
Form: Light Verse