Scratchy Poems - Poems about Scratchy

King Monkey got a kitty, so hip hip hooray! He named her Scratchy Scratch before the next Tuesday. She gives him tiny pats and tries to make his tummy stay. Into a perfect bed, where her tiny head she doth lay. Butterflies follow Scratchy Scratch around the castle deep She does not have to cage them, they stay within the...

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Believe it or not there's a town in England Called “Scratchy Bottom” hard to say it without tinkling Try not to chuckle Or try not to buckle It's for real, those Brits are constantly winking...

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taste not well scratchy throat ruins my buds my sweet coffee irritates me today my taste buds are cuckoo right now an angry throat has captured and hurt me hey a great idea oh my goodness even mashed potatoes are not helping...

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A Scratchy Spur Cat's in garage completely loading cattle With big box in a constant, consistent battle And another view of him I just did catch While he was going scratch, scratch, scratch. Then after that next noise I did hear Was eating food being around and near This time there was a different sound After for cat box he had been bound. With...

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If its not on the shelf we aint got it, he said Grinning like a sphincter And for your embarrassing problem That is the only tincture It is the only ointment, To alleviate your stress To take away the swelling And relieve the tenderness I know it must be itchy, and I know you want to scratch But there’s nothing we can do Until...

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