Dog Science Poems

I buy my shoes by the foot,
Tend my front lawn by the yard,
Groom the dog by the furlong,
That’s why metrics are so hard....

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News is abhorring
And so boring
Starting from the break of dawn
I think we need
To be indeed
Vaccinated for the yawn

They always try
The same tired lie
Their old shtick...

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Hey A Diddle, Diddle

The Cat has a riddle...

So when the dish ran away with Spoon

What station did little dog craft

giving big dog reason 

to laugh...

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Grenpc5 and Slapkov7 had a huge intergalactic argument.
Grenpc5 wanted to take the four-legged animal as a specimen.
Slapkov7 argued that the two-legged were more unique, more...

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...Yes, I’m talking of *****sapiens,
the last human species that still remains,
when they burst out of their African home
nothing ever would again be the same.

You...

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"Give the Dog a Bone"

It's a 'nursery rhyme' and sung 'wisdom' for ages,
which this child ('would be' man) sees as 'love' now (life stages?)
I don't...

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Rumors around NASA are all about the gate to heaven
Apparently astronauts have taken a photo of it.
We project our own ideas into our expectations.
Some expect...

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Scientific cat peers out of a steampunk telescopic lens
Designed to specifically see microscopic organisms
Who developed the formula? An inept dog queries.
Professor Kib keeps silent, studying...

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Everybody wants to be champion
Everybody got a plan
Everything's signifacent
Peoplez, my people!
Take your assignment
and task!
Get in line and do what's
asked of you.
Sh$t I have been doing...

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Everybody wants to be champion
Everybody got a plan
Everything's signifacent
Peoplez, my people!
Take your assignment
and task!
Get in line and do what's
asked of you.
Sh$t I have been doing...

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You maybe my fiancce
But my wedding plans
ain't with you
I am that whore you
Imaged
Surreal but it's true.
The es of your
Conversation
The cheater you
Made into 
The whore that...

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Ancient Conspiracies 
Thousands of years ago
They came to earth
Alien shapeshifting reptilian creatures
From Sirius the dog star

They founded Atlantis
Enslaved humanity
They destroyed Atlantis 
In a nuclear war

The...

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I
of
warped words
& soundless mind
out of mindless sight
no(some)where
blurring into
the No-Go Realm
(chasing cunning
cryptic clouds
of thoughtcrimes)

I touch
no man's land
out never
where I'm supposed
to be or
not begin

I am there
not here
catastrophically
contemplating
caricatures
of...

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Mars flew out of orbit
     Venus got rid of her gas
     Mercury sped past Pluto
  ...

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Pick it 
Up that 
There in

Front of 
You then
Throw it

Over 
There
Behind

You where you
Once were
Before

When you 
Stepped out 
Your door and

Walked
Passed
Other

People's glass
Houses all the while
Smiling knowing...

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