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Schmear Poems - Poems about Schmear


A Change Is a Com N
...A Change Is A Com'n Though this baby boomer, (who didst roam man upon this Earth since the year mcmLix) does not coon sitter himself a political activist his wear re: some ness, p......

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Categories: schmear, anxiety, class, environment, grief,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Goodbye Paige Goodbye Kate
...Oh Kate You never told me It a grey feeling Just a dismal hunch Pretty Kate Sweet Kate Always there Yes Kate A gift for thee There for Bram Flakes There for schmear There for ersatz fo......

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Categories: schmear, 12th grade, angst, appreciation,
Form: Concrete



Please Take Only One
...At a U.F.T.* event, The sign was printed large, Obviously placed there by The person left in charge. What it said was no surprise For schnorrers** often show, But “Please take only one!” I thought W......

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Categories: schmear, food, people,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things