I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks
...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks...,
(a poor excuse for legs),
and get me the latest
sophisticated prosthetics advancements,
whereat integration of cultured stem cells
into custom made...
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Categories:
schick, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks
...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe
My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium,
but ...
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Categories:
schick, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Have We Gone Too Far
..."Can we still order black coffee???
Are brownies taken off the shelf?"
"Is White Castle changing its name?"
"I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed!"
"Can we still play Chinese Checkers?"
"No more I...
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Categories:
schick, crazy, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Sassy Sobriquets Schooled Sissy Spindleshanks
...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious skinny scruffy scribe
Scathing, scolding, screaming,
scorning, searing, sing,
sociopathic sarin soaked skewed
squirt, sputtering, squa...
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Categories:
schick, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Christmas Surprises
...One winter long long ago
It was our first year together
My husband
God bless his heart
Decided he’d go shopping
You guessed it
T’was Christmas eve
We’ll say up front
The man’s on crutches
An...
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Categories:
schick, appreciation, christmas, games, husband,
Form: Free verse
Intelligent Women
...Do not fear intelligent women
When in love they happen to be such fools.
They would attend to your every demon
With dreams of a white gown of lace and tulle.
Been there, done that, wore those...
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Categories:
schick, wedding, woman, women,
Form: Lyric