Schick Poems - Poems about Schick

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

..."Can we still order black coffee??? Are brownies taken off the shelf?" "Is White Castle changing its name?" "I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed!" "Can we still play Chinese Checkers?" "No more I......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious skinny scruffy scribe Scathing, scolding, screaming, scorning, searing, sing, sociopathic sarin soaked skewed squirt, sputtering, squa......Read the rest...

...One winter long long ago It was our first year together My husband God bless his heart Decided he’d go shopping You guessed it T’was Christmas eve We’ll say up front The man’s on crutches An......Read the rest...

...Do not fear intelligent women When in love they happen to be such fools. They would attend to your every demon With dreams of a white gown of lace and tulle. Been there, done that, wore those......Read the rest...