Scatology Poems - Poems about Scatology

...A student at Turdbois Uni Is studying Scatology Sue must write a thesis On impacted faeces She admits it’s a crap degree!......Read the rest...

...My cousin’s just earned his degree He majored in fartology Now he can impart What foods make me fart He’s obsessed by scatology I confessed that beans give me wind (It matters n......Read the rest...

...Violation of human rights. With no regard of the psychological damage. The parental alienation of lies spewed from your tablecloth. No decorations for his empty room. No hugs from mom. No kiss......Read the rest...

...eschatology never to be confused with scatology oops......Read the rest...

...Scatology IS a theme we can write about - I write poop poems (some folk may prefer this alternative ending! ) Jan's poems are poop a small testing kit will plop through y......Read the rest...

...So my poems may not be perfect And some of them don’t even rhyme I write about poop and farting But scatology is not a crime I don’t know a person who has never done a pooh So I’ll......Read the rest...

...Thankfully, the mid-term elections have come and went. Thankfully, we'll suffer no more TV ads related to that event. Thankfully, we'll not receive any more phone calls from politicians. Thankfu......Read the rest...

...Just like your aorta Carries blood, Well It really sort'a ought'a Or the shoes you bought, Are sort'a tight, Soon blisters will ignite, Sort'a painful it just might, Keep you up all night, An......Read the rest...